(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); After experimenting with multiple diets, nothing has worked for me. I've finally figured out the perfect diet to suit any body.


1. Diet consists of 2 general food types:

Blueberry Poptarts:
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Tacos:
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2. Research:

Next, I have broken the statistics down into a complex chart, showing what parts are good for what, as you can see, nothing bad is included in this diet.

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3. Just eat 3 poptarts/tacos daily, and watch your waistline shrink!

Eating Pop Tarts and tacos all day would suck dick.
Just get me some Jenny Craig. (4 mengs of course)

Yeah i agree they would taste nasty after a while and what the hell is jenny craig lol

Food program for fat people.

Oh lmao thanks for the info :y:

vitamin and glucose diet is the fastest way to lose weight off your fat ass so no eating any more or youl be like :FU: diets dont work

Pop tarts are fattening. So is cheese. In order to diet and lose weight, you need to output more calories than you take in. Drinking lots of water also helps. Its that simple.

Lmao nom nom nom

this is the ill munchies meal lol Tacos and pop tarts xD