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Some of my bad habits include:

Brushing my teeth while having a pee. It saves time

Playing iPhone games on the crapper

Sometimes I talk to myself when i'm on my own and bored

I fap with my left hand, because i'm right handed and can't use my left hand for the mouse, so I can watch internet pron

Play iphone games on the crapper too . Always put my phone in my right pocket and wallet in my left. Take picture's of really big poo's which i'm proud off. Cursing at people when i'm driving.

I stare at strangers in public places and wonder what they look like having sex, even if they're not attractive.

lol were exactly the same but i brush my teeth and shit at the same time. sometimes i just gorm at the girl in front of me(in school), they dont find it weird though they just laugh, they find it cute for some reason or is it because they like me. i dont know lol

Crapping and brushing your teeth is really weird though haha
Unless you're a weird geeky outcast who stares at girls they can never get, then i'd go with the cute thing. Girls like different lads...so long as they're not too different they become freaks =D

I have no embarrassing habits, none whatsoever, I'm perfect.

I yell weird noises instead of yawning.

I like to piss outside so I don't have to lift up the seat.

Hell yea at number 3, my items range from ipod, Droid, psp, and Kindle

im not a geek lol, im just likeable. i can get them easy but ill make them wait. I dont want to get in a relationship that only takes like a day. i am a douche when loving women

Don't play them around you'll get a reputation of being unpredictable then the influx of girls liking you comes to a stop. Best thing to do is keep doing what you're doing, sounds like you got it easy =D
P.S. I like how this threads turned into stuff about girls XD