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1. When someone makes me laugh over the computer they've done well
2. "Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma" - Punctuation saves lives.
3. EVER FEEL LIKE SLAPPING THE STUPID OUT OF SOMEONE?
4. C . L . A . S . S = Come . Late . And . Start . Socializing
5. *FIRE ALARM LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND* "Haha, don't think so"
6. When I die, can I haunt you?
7. "How'd you fail Spanish? You're Mexican." "How'd you fail English? You're American."
8. "BOO! Did I scare you?" "No." "Damn..."
9. that moment when your about to tell a friend something and the whole class gets quiet
10. I stay up late every night, and realize its a bad idea every morning.
11. Getting a song stuck in ur head and then singing it out loud so other ppl share ur pain
12. jumping out of bed like a ninja when you realize you over slept
13. Holding back a laugh when everyone else is serious
14. After Monday & Tuesday, even the calender is like "W T F"
15. I throw my skittles in the air sometimes, saying ayyyooo, taste the rainbowww
16. I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "alright, get in the basket"
17. I HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!
18. "Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
19. The guy who discovered milk?.What was he doing with that cow?
20. you're six, why do you have a phone? who are you going to call? dora?
21. Staying on facebook because you're bored and clicking the "Home" button almost every five seconds.
22. Teacher: "Don't pack up, there's a few minutes left in class." Students: *Packs up slowly & silently*
23. "hey did you just..." "no". "but you just..." "nope." "but i saw you"... "no."
24. Naming your iPod "The Titanic" so it says "The Titanic is syncing."
25. Dear Yahoo, I've never heard someone say "i dunno lets 'Yahoo It'." Just Saying. Sincerely, Google
26. The look on the Teachers' face when you answer a question, and they thought you weren't listening.
27. running down the stairs on xmas and then realizing you're a jew.
28. I feel so bad for that little animal thingy on Ice Age who never gets his nut
29. Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
30. If Facebook were a subject, my parents would be sooo proud.
31. Cancel Cancel Cancel Cancel....Message sent....Kill me now
Hope you enjoyed and had a laugh!