Post: Funny Quotes and sayings on Facebook
10-04-2010, 11:11 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. When someone makes me laugh over the computer they've done well

2. "Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma" - Punctuation saves lives.

3. EVER FEEL LIKE SLAPPING THE STUPID OUT OF SOMEONE?

4. C . L . A . S . S = Come . Late . And . Start . Socializing Smile

5. *FIRE ALARM LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND* "Haha, don't think so"

6. When I die, can I haunt you? Smile

7. "How'd you fail Spanish? You're Mexican." "How'd you fail English? You're American."

8. "BOO! Did I scare you?" "No." "Damn..."

9. that moment when your about to tell a friend something and the whole class gets quiet Not Happy or Sad

10. I stay up late every night, and realize its a bad idea every morning.

11. Getting a song stuck in ur head and then singing it out loud so other ppl share ur pain

12. jumping out of bed like a ninja when you realize you over slept Happy

13. Holding back a laugh when everyone else is seriousSmile

14. After Monday & Tuesday, even the calender is like "W T F"

15. I throw my skittles in the air sometimes, saying ayyyooo, taste the rainbowww

16. I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "alright, get in the basket"

17. I HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!

18. "Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"

19. The guy who discovered milk?.What was he doing with that cow?

20. you're six, why do you have a phone? who are you going to call? dora?

21. Staying on facebook because you're bored and clicking the "Home" button almost every five seconds.

22. Teacher: "Don't pack up, there's a few minutes left in class." Students: *Packs up slowly & silently*

23. "hey did you just..." "no". "but you just..." "nope." "but i saw you"... "no." Smile

24. Naming your iPod "The Titanic" so it says "The Titanic is syncing."

25. Dear Yahoo, I've never heard someone say "i dunno lets 'Yahoo It'." Just Saying. Sincerely, Google

26. The look on the Teachers' face when you answer a question, and they thought you weren't listening.

27. running down the stairs on xmas and then realizing you're a jew.

28. I feel so bad for that little animal thingy on Ice Age who never gets his nut :(

29. Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!

30. If Facebook were a subject, my parents would be sooo proud. Smile

31. Cancel Cancel Cancel Cancel....Message sent....Kill me now

Hope you enjoyed and had a laugh! Smile
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10-04-2010, 11:26 PM #2
Dan0692
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It's the rare few groups on facebook I find funny these days. A lot of them are just attempts to be funny, and the fact they're trying to be funny makes it seem unfunny and just annoying. I can't really explain it but i'm sure other people feel this way about some things.
It's like when a friend who's not funny, says a joke that coming from somebody else would be funny, but not from that person. The groups have that feel to them, and the wording makes them seem a bit desperate for laughs
10-04-2010, 11:28 PM #3
lmfao
7. "How'd you fail Spanish? You're Mexican." "How'd you fail English? You're American."
10-04-2010, 11:29 PM #4
Originally posted by Dan0692 View Post
It's the rare few groups on facebook I find funny these days. A lot of them are just attempts to be funny, and the fact they're trying to be funny makes it seem unfunny and just annoying. I can't really explain it but i'm sure other people feel this way about some things.
It's like when a friend who's not funny, says a joke that coming from somebody else would be funny, but not from that person. The groups have that feel to them, and the wording makes them seem a bit desperate for laughs


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10-04-2010, 11:30 PM #5
I'm like a fan of all these pages >.<
10-04-2010, 11:31 PM #6
Dan0692
Molestation Enthusiast
Nothing can beat the penis slide

[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc]YouTube - Inappropriate Kid's Slide[/ame]

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10-05-2010, 02:33 AM #7
Originally posted by Dan0692 View Post
Nothing can beat the penis slide

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Penis Slide is no match for Pedo-Barney

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10-05-2010, 02:42 AM #8
Yanni
Desmond
"Hey wanna play rape?" 'no' "THATS THE SPIRIT!
10-05-2010, 06:22 AM #9
Killakk
Former Staff
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The camera angle isn't the best. Look at the Squirrel's position :pedo:

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