(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, you all know me and how I have some inspirational thoughts at completely irrelevant times of the day, and today in class was one of these times haha. Out of completely nowhere I got this hard on and it made me think, "if I could suck my own cock, would I?". There's a correct name for this shit, auto-fellatio, so basically, would you guys perform auto-fellatio (suck your own cocks) if you could haha. Now don't worry, you have the option of keeping your votes private or letting them go public :y:.

Why me? I got the girls to do it for me. :carling:

You obviously dont have one?

I know man, I didn't even realise it until I was told by another mod, not exactly something id expect to have to search for in case of previous posting haha.

Well **** it... I would. plain and simple.

Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
-Eric Cartman.

What do you mean could? :carling:




That's the KFC episode right?
Love it.

I would make a fortune in the Gay Porn business. Why you ask? "That makes you gay Knucks" you say? Well, not exactly guys.

You know how they have those websites where you pay to watch chicks get naked and play with themselves? Well, I would do that shit from home, and have it broadcasted to some stupid homo-porn website, and make tons of money. I wouldn't talk to the people watching, or be able to see them. It would just be me doing it in front of a camera. That doesn't sound too gay to me.

I guess the only problem after that would be having to live with yourself knowing that you make a living off of people watching you suck your own dick.

Yeah I don't think I'd do it...

Not gonna lie I would try it once and if I liked it I would do it again.