Post: Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in the woods
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10-13-2010, 04:19 PM
#1
Tomahawk
Banned
Cardinal Wombat, head of Vatican janitorial services, stated that he was shocked that a wild animal from possibly thousands of miles away was able to breach their strict security. 'It is beyond belief that a bear has actually broken into the sacred institution and eased nature on the floor'.
The Cardinal specified that the bear had passed stool in the corridor of one of the premises obtained digging beneath the Cortile Della Pigna. According to the Cardinal, the bear must have been smuggled into Italy or have escaped from a zoo nearby. “It was an inside job,” declared Wombat. “There is no other way a bear could have entered the Vatican.”
Cardinal Wombat said security may have been lax because the Pontiff is currently vacationing in the mountains of Oregon.
Perhaps the Pope camping in the woods has something to do with it.
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10-13-2010, 04:50 PM
#3
Kidd Cold
**** my Toaster !~!
Originally posted by Tomahawk
In a breach of Vatican security, a wild bear was able to break into the Vatican and defecate in one corner of the building.
Cardinal Wombat, head of Vatican janitorial services, stated that he was shocked that a wild animal from possibly thousands of miles away was able to breach their strict security. 'It is beyond belief that a bear has actually broken into the sacred institution and eased nature on the floor'.
The Cardinal specified that the bear had passed stool in the corridor of one of the premises obtained digging beneath the Cortile Della Pigna. According to the Cardinal, the bear must have been smuggled into Italy or have escaped from a zoo nearby. “It was an inside job,” declared Wombat. “There is no other way a bear could have entered the Vatican.”
Cardinal Wombat said security may have been lax because the Pontiff is currently vacationing in the mountains of Oregon.
Perhaps the Pope camping in the woods has something to do with it.
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Cardinal Wombat, head of Vatican janitorial services, stated that he was shocked that a wild animal from possibly thousands of miles away was able to breach their strict security. 'It is beyond belief that a bear has actually broken into the sacred institution and eased nature on the floor'.
The Cardinal specified that the bear had passed stool in the corridor of one of the premises obtained digging beneath the Cortile Della Pigna. According to the Cardinal, the bear must have been smuggled into Italy or have escaped from a zoo nearby. “It was an inside job,” declared Wombat. “There is no other way a bear could have entered the Vatican.”
Cardinal Wombat said security may have been lax because the Pontiff is currently vacationing in the mountains of Oregon.
Perhaps the Pope camping in the woods has something to do with it.
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