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"Your son fell down the stairs."
"WELL QUIT IT!!!"

"Go count your d*ck!"

"Sir, can you describe the man who stole your car?"
"He's a long legged p*ssed off Puerto Rican!"

"I bought your toothpaste, the one with the tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of sh*t!"

"That sounds like Chewbacca taking a sh*t!"

"That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT-DIRT!"

"AHH MEN'S AS*SES!"

"Ah these fish sticks are hard as T*TS!"

"B*TCH....I LOVE YOU!"

"DON'T TALK SH*T ABOUT TOTAL!"
" OH BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!"

Post more and i will add them to the list