Post: Rock,Paper,Scissors
10-20-2010, 05:27 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
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10-20-2010, 05:34 AM #2
Reposter is a reposting...
10-20-2010, 05:35 AM #3
Originally posted by AgentBearJewsHO View Post
Reposter is a reposting...


You?re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
10-20-2010, 05:42 AM #4
They make up for it in other ways.
10-20-2010, 06:27 AM #5
Kal_126
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Originally posted by AgentBearJewsHO View Post
Reposter is a reposting...


lol i thought this seemed familiar...
10-22-2010, 03:04 AM #6
Millz
Worth the Weight
Its all because paper is white.=Sad Awesomeblack:
10-22-2010, 03:07 AM #7
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10-22-2010, 03:09 AM #8
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Man your cool! , i've never seen this before so i posted ages ago.
10-22-2010, 03:12 AM #9
the stuff
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Originally posted by Troll View Post
Man your cool! , i've never seen this before so i posted ages ago.
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10-22-2010, 03:12 AM #10
Originally posted by Troll View Post
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!


I, personally, have never seen this before.
Thank you Troll

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