Post: NGUs AWESOME STORY (started by dirtydudeonline)
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02-13-2009, 02:15 PM
#1
ihackcodforppl
Bounty hunter
it took me for ever to copy all of this but this is what we all came up with for the 3 word story originally started by dirtydudeonline (oh and if there some really offensive stuff in here posted by heeps of people) :
There was a Donkey on your Mothers back drinking white milk with a chocolate cookie
and while he masturbated with a Peach in the back hair of a wild donkey in a jar
filled with nuts then suddenly a giant ant shits right on my apple bottom jeans
and boots with ugly ass fur which has lots of black moles filled with some puss
and chocolate then popped up while boning orphan that has a fat ass and big boobs
and a really big head with and bad acne has lots of shit on head and gay old dog
who pisses on your face and makes you rabid dog with many diseases and five arms.
I love Disneyworld because I get to burn it with my grandfather in his chair eating
a hot dog with no teeth and no hands but still masturbating in the dark. He fell off
his chair onto a cold pillow covered with semen then dustin game along with iamtheman
holding hands while kissing and licking his dirty little head(still covered with semen)
, while iamtheman runs away quickly phoning his mummy cuz he want a spanking sausage
and his mom to help spank a spanky ass full of brown atom bomb sized with 5 heads
stuck to a ice cream sundae with brown bits and red bits and blue bits and black
brownies with weed inside. Then Johnny started sleeping in the coffin underground
where he was watching 2 girls and 1 cup of root beer that was fed was fed pie with
a big dog shit in his ass dimples but still masturbating with left hand and his
right was grabbing a big rubbery cylinder then he put a big duck in a massive tub
full of bananas that are 7cm long and smell like potatoes. Little fat kid who loves
girls and sometimes guys he kissed my ass but he stopped because he saw a bananas that
were big hard ones. The he started to suck them really really hard something white came out
of a hot dog they thought it was something nasty something that smelled like 2 balls and
was sweaty It tasted like Sour nuts that are super hairly After he tasted the hairly Nuts
He started to Vomit very bad When he stopped he lifted his Head and turned Then he was
staring at his funky fresh chicken who gave him AIDS when he fingered his sister
and ate his finger which then gave him spots all over his extremely ugly head which
he then made a transplant with his sisters boobs, and then became a skateboarder
who fail every kickflip so he Died of a arabic cat eating poop from aworn out beaver
that is a lonely and tired excuse for christmas and the next time she popped it was really
Stupid to see that happen to Obama however he Was successful on the election day
he just did Not believe he Would not be, obama is president Of the USA Who is from
a little group Of filthy people off the coast and is ghetto on something that should not be
raped by asians or by americans because he is a stupid nigg3r that smells like Chocolate on a
Big Salty Pretzel Big 2 liter of coca cola That was later spit in by A horny horse that
shat ona junkie's filthy Thing that was very filthy indeed Then an enourmousgigantic,
humongous bunny messed up in a pool ofthere 2 big fat people eating a pile of nasty donkey
shit! asses eating grass which was very interesting to watch when they licked the chocolate
ice-cream it tasted like things that also wanna make you absolutly start a...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
PLEASE THANK THIS, IT TOOK HOURS TO COPY HAHA
03-02-2009, 07:37 PM
#17
AvengingRelic
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03-03-2009, 08:04 AM
#18
ihackcodforppl
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by AvengingRelic
Sorry, but that crap is just disturbing.
I can't believe you spent all that time doing that. I can't think of a bigger waste of time than that. Good job though...
I can't believe you spent all that time doing that. I can't think of a bigger waste of time than that. Good job though...
ok, thats the biggest waste of time then your saying good :confused:
i dont understand people like these.
03-03-2009, 02:38 PM
#19
AvengingRelic
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