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No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. – Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. – Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It’s a bug.
This is a JOKE for all of you who dont get it!

So this is your attempt at bashing Windows? Good try there buddy, good try, this is completely pointless.

Are you insanely retarded? THIS IS A JOKE!

Not a very funny one at that.

pointless but funny

To be honest this was funnier than all the threads you make using images from 4chan.

not aa funny joke

lol Gee you just got shredded

:wtf: It wrong section? Meh, I had a poll in General, got moved to debate