Post: Cat attacks postman!
11-02-2010, 05:12 PM #1
USSR
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Royal Mail recently warned a family of their cat, Lana - A tortoiseshell colored cat - has been attacking local postmen with vicious claw attacks!

Royal Mail sent a letter to the owners, Carl and Carol White, and asked them to keep Lana away from the front door, or they would have a ban on deliveries to their home!

The problem started to get Royal Mails attention when a postman put a stack of letters through the door, and was clawed by Lana. He was left bleeding for two hours and was in 'excrutiating and bloody' pain!

As a result the scared postman now knocks the door each morning to hand over the post in safety... "What a pussy!"

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Regards,
Pumpkin.



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11-02-2010, 05:34 PM #11
MrJC
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wait when did dogs stopped attacking them and cats started? sucks to be a mailman lol
11-02-2010, 05:36 PM #12
USSR
Great Communist Nation
Originally posted by MrJC View Post
wait when did dogs stopped attacking them and cats started? sucks to be a mailman lol


Cats are stealthy :shh:
11-02-2010, 05:39 PM #13
Originally posted by favo View Post
guys...i found the cat, watch out! He's evil i tells ya!

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ahhhhhhh! ****!
11-02-2010, 05:40 PM #14
MrJC
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Originally posted by Pumpkin View Post
Cats are stealthy :shh:


cats are ninjas =D
11-02-2010, 05:41 PM #15
Originally posted by Nut View Post
LOL so ironic that someone called postman Pat posts here


LOL (10 chars)
11-02-2010, 05:42 PM #16
USSR
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Originally posted by MrJC View Post
cats are ninjas =D


Explains it, Ninja's are stealthy :shh: Outie

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