Post: The best geek chat up lines!
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11-07-2010, 10:00 AM
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Jamesyy
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The best geek chat up lines!
Before you start, these ARE NOT mine, I picked them out of various websites...
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Before you start, these ARE NOT mine, I picked them out of various websites...
- I wish I was your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
- Since distance equals velocity multiplied by time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
- Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
- Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, send me a tweet and I’ll poke you.
- You are so beautiful. Looking at you turns my software into hardware.
- Honey, you are as sweet as 3.141592656…
- Mind if I put a Trojan on your hard drive?
- Baby, I less than 3 you.
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- You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.
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