well, my friend put the school im lockdown in grade 8 for kicking a teacher in the face, but me, i was in french class the teacher pissed me off so i took a big chart board and threw it across the room
haha some of these are so funny here are some of mine I can't decide which one is the best.
I was sleeping and my teacher woke me up so I told her to **** off, and she said what did you say and Then I said **** off bitch(I was really tired and had to go to the office, and I didn't even get in trouble :p)
In math I stuck lead inbetween the rows of my calculator, stuck the top on then put it in the outlet. It blew up and my teacher was just watching the whole time and did nothing.
I had a silent fart that smelled so bad in 6th grade that my teacher left the room running up and down in the hall for like 5 minutes then came back in with a mask and sprayed the room with an aerosol can