Post: It's REALLY a Funny World
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11-24-2010, 09:48 PM
#1
Vaner
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2- Why we move the white chess first? Racism?
3- Why glue doesn't stick to it's bottle ?
4- People say swimming makes you fit...But wait Whales are fat.
5- Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
6- Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown ?
7- Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
8- Why are Round pizzas served in Square Boxes ?
9- Why are Pringles curved?
10- Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
11- How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
12- Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
13- Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
14- Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
15- Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
16- What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
17- If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
18- If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
19- Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
20- How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
21- Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
22- If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
23- Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
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11-26-2010, 02:31 AM
#12
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by Luse
Here we go,
1- People have to get there somehow, what's better? Walking?
2-It is a traditional way chess is played, no racism intended.
3-The glue is around other glue, the bottle is very moist and does not let the glue stick to it.
4-Whales bone structures are just big, T-rex's were huge, but they were fit.
5-Mickey mouse was a childrens icon made by disney. Real mice can give you infections.
6-Vanilla extract comes from the vanilla cane which is naturally brown. Vanilla ice cream is nothing like it.
7-The word "free" is an advertising gimmick, if they said you get a gift it wouldn't be so interesting.
8-The square boxes make it easier to pick up the slices/take the pizza out.
9-It is made to fit the shape of the mouth.
10-If a cake is right there, some people would eat it, some would not.
11-It was turned into more of a snack and once popped, has a bread-like texture and wasn't considered a vegetable.
12-The babies create hormones in the mother, making her eat and create body fat, which weighs a good 20 pounds.
13-The "n" is there.
14.The traditional christmas colors are green and red. Green, as in the tree, red, as in love.
15-It all depends on the medicine, since the medicine is not bad for people 12 and over, it is counted as adult, the legal adult age is 18.
16- Dry dog food, no meat.
17-Yes, it does.
18-By legal terms, it is an "accident" until proven otherwise in court.
19.-I think people have enough common sense to know that, if they don't, they should have a job.
20-If you stole the exact words or ideas from many books, it is still plageurism. If you did not, it is not.
21-The warning labels on anything are because someone has sued the company for this happening before, so I guess someone decided to be stupid.
22-X-ray vision isn't possible, so I guess you would be able to choose what you want to see through. Do X-ray machines see nothing?
23-I don't know much about football, maybe he's running the other team back?idk
My source is my common sense.
1- People have to get there somehow, what's better? Walking?
2-It is a traditional way chess is played, no racism intended.
3-The glue is around other glue, the bottle is very moist and does not let the glue stick to it.
4-Whales bone structures are just big, T-rex's were huge, but they were fit.
5-Mickey mouse was a childrens icon made by disney. Real mice can give you infections.
6-Vanilla extract comes from the vanilla cane which is naturally brown. Vanilla ice cream is nothing like it.
7-The word "free" is an advertising gimmick, if they said you get a gift it wouldn't be so interesting.
8-The square boxes make it easier to pick up the slices/take the pizza out.
9-It is made to fit the shape of the mouth.
10-If a cake is right there, some people would eat it, some would not.
11-It was turned into more of a snack and once popped, has a bread-like texture and wasn't considered a vegetable.
12-The babies create hormones in the mother, making her eat and create body fat, which weighs a good 20 pounds.
13-The "n" is there.
14.The traditional christmas colors are green and red. Green, as in the tree, red, as in love.
15-It all depends on the medicine, since the medicine is not bad for people 12 and over, it is counted as adult, the legal adult age is 18.
16- Dry dog food, no meat.
17-Yes, it does.
18-By legal terms, it is an "accident" until proven otherwise in court.
19.-I think people have enough common sense to know that, if they don't, they should have a job.
20-If you stole the exact words or ideas from many books, it is still plageurism. If you did not, it is not.
21-The warning labels on anything are because someone has sued the company for this happening before, so I guess someone decided to be stupid.
22-X-ray vision isn't possible, so I guess you would be able to choose what you want to see through. Do X-ray machines see nothing?
23-I don't know much about football, maybe he's running the other team back?idk
My source is my common sense.
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