
, all I've ever wanted in my life is to :dance:. Last night, I had the chance, except after I was the most >
in my entire life. My :wub: had turned to :mad:. The story involves :beer: and :puke:. If you've got a light :love: then don't read on.
. The things that the :black: man on my street corner sells you can do some =D shit. I want another :beer: so I go to my fridge, yet
there's all this yoghurt in there :confused:. I sift through the yoghurt, trying to look for that :beer: when a man is staring at me like :puke:. He then throws up all over me :O. I start to :cry: and he's like :pedo: watching over me, he tries to :hug: me but my mate steps in with a baseball bat and is like :evil: and
as he smacks him away. I'm all :embarrassed: but my mate then tells me it was a team effort :bro:. So, anyway, later, after my friend and I have cleaned up a little bit and had some :sleep: we decide to go out and hit the town, maybe get a little :beer:, drop by Mr. :black: and try our luck with the :tits:. So we're all =D after a few :beer: so I start to
on the table. Everyone's like
but my mate is like
. I'm like :p at him and he gets real >
. He gets up on the table and starts to
with me, his face is all :mudkip:. I don't like to
with someone else though so I push him and he :jim:. He's real mad and pulls out his baseball bat :scared:. I'm still :dance: but he looks at me like :rolleyes: all crazy like. I'm like
when I see this and he jumps up and instead of a bro fist pound we're fighting :bro:. I throw some
over him and he's all like :cry:, the audience are all like :shh:. Then the manager comes over, looking like
, he's all like GTFO nubz your :dance: sucks :n:. I look like :frown: and he's all like :carling:. He loves the dancing so he gets up and makes me :jim: from the stage, he starts to
and I'm like :O. We're thrown out of the club and I'm :puke: all over the floor. Then this girl comes over and she's like :muck: and :hug:. We go back to her place and get some :tits:. Then in the morning she wants some $$$ but I threw all my $$$ around when I was :dance:. What's more she looks like :gluk: so I'm like :puke: and run away. My mate sees me and he's like :shh: :y:
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