There once was a spider named Franklin. Franklin could count to ten and tie his shoes. One day, a pig named Wilburt came to visit Franklin. They were on a big farm. Wilburt said "Hey, Franklin. I like that web of yours, could you show me how to make one?" Franklin replied, "No, I don't think
roody-poo candy-ass's are allowed to make webs", to which Wilburt replied, "WELL **** YOU STUPID SPIDER". Wilburt then ate Franklin. The day afterwards, Wilburt was made into hot dogs. The End