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06-19-2008, 07:01 PM
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[tCw*]Vindada
Little One
SPAM IT
Only Place You Can Spam!!!!!
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10-04-2009, 01:46 AM
#742
CAB
Grunt
Show : How I Met Your Mother
Top 10 Barney Stinson Quotes
From “Columns” (Season 2):
Lily is working on a painting of Barney holding a sword.
Lily: “I don't think your sword will fit.”
Barney: “I get that a lot.”
From “Zip, Zip, Zip” (Season 1):
Chastising Ted for waiting to have sex with a woman: “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”
From “Slutty Pumpkin” (Season 1):
Explaining his strategy for Halloween parties: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
From “The Chain of Screaming” (Season 3):
Barney, reacting to Ted’s new car: “Shotgun for eternity!”
Robin: “You can't call shotgun for eternity.”
Barney: “I call that I can call things.”
From “How I Met Everyone Else” (Season 3):
First explaining to Marshall about his unique qualities: “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
From “Lucky Penny” (Season 2):
Describing the simplicity of running a marathon: “Step one, you start running. There is no step two.”
From “Single Stamina” (Season 2):
Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said.”
From “Return of the Shirt” (Season 1):
Advising Ted not to look up old girlfriends: “There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.”
From “Do I Know You?” (Season 4):
Getting defensive about his potential love for Robin: “You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues. I love them Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin—mostly thin. B-man don’t do thick crust, what up!”
From “The Yips” (Season 3):
Reminiscing about his first sexual experience: “That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.”
Top 10 Barney Stinson Quotes
From “Columns” (Season 2):
Lily is working on a painting of Barney holding a sword.
Lily: “I don't think your sword will fit.”
Barney: “I get that a lot.”
From “Zip, Zip, Zip” (Season 1):
Chastising Ted for waiting to have sex with a woman: “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”
From “Slutty Pumpkin” (Season 1):
Explaining his strategy for Halloween parties: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
From “The Chain of Screaming” (Season 3):
Barney, reacting to Ted’s new car: “Shotgun for eternity!”
Robin: “You can't call shotgun for eternity.”
Barney: “I call that I can call things.”
From “How I Met Everyone Else” (Season 3):
First explaining to Marshall about his unique qualities: “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
From “Lucky Penny” (Season 2):
Describing the simplicity of running a marathon: “Step one, you start running. There is no step two.”
From “Single Stamina” (Season 2):
Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said.”
From “Return of the Shirt” (Season 1):
Advising Ted not to look up old girlfriends: “There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.”
From “Do I Know You?” (Season 4):
Getting defensive about his potential love for Robin: “You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues. I love them Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin—mostly thin. B-man don’t do thick crust, what up!”
From “The Yips” (Season 3):
Reminiscing about his first sexual experience: “That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.”
10-04-2009, 01:34 PM
#744
little_legz
SleepinIsCheatin
wardy you from leeds....where bout in leeds ???
10-05-2009, 08:29 PM
#748
dominicanpimp10
Treasure hunter
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