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Angered that her local McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food “emergency.” Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, “This is an emergency. If I had known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.” She was arrested and the Police pressed charges for misusing the 911 system.

Heres a video of the phone call aswell!!:

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2.Lover Bites Mans penis off in car crash

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner – after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off. The 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van. The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off.

As it wasn’t already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband to catch them out. He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to ’shake violently’ – but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood. Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
LOL---> ouch

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Surprisingly funny lol.

Are the videos loading for you aright, can you see them?, its just that im not sure if i did it correct??

No I can't see the vids mate.

Doh, how do i link the videos to show up, ive never done this before
:FU:

---------- Post added at 06:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:14 PM ----------

Fixed and video links now work =D

Yeaa, normally you vsn judy pody s link from youtube and it should just come up but it looks like its kinda ****ed up but of well, them stories were unusally funny but had a twist of oh shit she aint doing oral sex with me again, aint i gutted kinda touch :p Nice stories


~ Rasta

nice 911 call. Only in america ?

If the Mcdonalds lady had been in singapore she could have had some manmeat macnuggets.

LOL you would probabaly get some kind of insect in there aswell; like a grasshopper or some other dirtty shit. And that would be grim biting a penis off-oof that would hurt sooo much :puke: :FU:

This crap has been posted on here before. I am tired of seeing this.