(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN’T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!

5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It’s an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t:

1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN’T:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn’t:

1. Think you can get me off?

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN’T:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter!

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn’t:

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first

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That isn't an innuendo at all. An innuendo is masking something of possible insult (could be sexual) by placing a different word by it. For instance, ''Tossing the salad''. That's masturbation. Your examples aren't innuendo's they're just something that can literally be put into a dirty context as opposed to masking it with something that relates to something.

I can't explain it any better but your examples aren't innuendos they're just dirty phrases that can also be used in a non dirty context, that still sound dirty. And that ain't an innuendo =D

Copy and paste fail...

LOL "Damn! My shalt is bent" Owch.

He may have been referring to an innuend-ouch

Although you are mistaken on the term Tossing the salad, that term refers to licking anothers A-hole, not pulling the wanker.

Where i'm from it's always been masturbating. Along with bashing the bishop. =D

Ok, I just wouldn't want you to be misunderstood here on that expression.
It could lead to some real embarrasment !!!

I think male masterburation has more names than anything else.

Think I'll do a thread on that one