(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey again guys. I am just going to post here what happened last night with me and my "friend"

Me, Benji (my best mate) and Shannon (my friend) went out last night and started walking up our hill to call for our other friend Kara. She took out her sleigh (more like a piece of paper) and walked back down the hill to use it. We spent about 20 minutes playing there then a group of guys came around and My friends jody and katie. There was a little tension between us but we were ok. I noticed that kara didn't slide down at all and I wondered if she was ok. We then walked around to a different part of the hill to sleigh down and it was fun. But kara was still quiet. I wanted to cheer her up and kinda playfully taped her in the stomach, hopping at the same time. Its hard to explain what it was like, Like wagging a playful finger only it was a playful tap in the stomach, and she was wearing 7 layers of clothes so she I presumed she wouldn't have felt a thing. She didn't even say anything when I did it. I turned around and talked to Jody and Katie. I turned to kara but she and shannon were gone. I asked benji and he said they went it. About 30 minutes went by and I was was getting kinda tired. I said to benji that I was going in, he said ok but what will we do with the sleigh? I told him to just leave it in my garden and she can get it in the morning.

I got into the house and got undressed, etc and was just sitting watching the rest of the arsenal match. I got a text saying basically "take up my sleigh" I replied that I am undressed and its in my garden, you can get it in the morning. She text back "No my ma said to take it up because You's said", Again I replied, I am undressed I can't take it up and I did NOT say I would take it back. she replied "my ma wants a word with you tomorrow, Take it UP" I simply replied "no"...

5 minutes later I get a phone call. "Hello ryan"

Yeah?
Its kara's mummy here, Why did you hit kara?

I WAS LIKE :wtf: OMFG

I simply said, "Sorry is this a joke?
No this is not a joke, you winded her and shes crying here.

I was completely in shock that I was being wrongly accused for intentionally punching a girl to hurt her. Something I would NEVER EVER do. I said "Shes probably just pissed off I didn't leave up her sleigh"

Bla bla bla and I hung up. My dad asked me who was that and I told him.

He roared his head off at me for shouting at an adult. he demanded me to call her back and apologize to her and Kara. I called

"hello Mrs.Kell"
"yes?"
Its ryan here, Im sorry for being cheeky
You were very cheeks ryan
yeh
(my dad pointed at me as if to say "dont be fugging cheeky"
"are you sorry for punching kara"
"yeh.. Sorry for punching kara"
"right, thats good enough"

:O

Women, don't get their way soo they stop at nothing to make you miserable. I can't believe it.

I text benji to tell him what happened and he told me to say the fugg away from her. He is too. What if she had accused me of raping her? What would have happened then?

What you guys think of my night last night.

shes clearly a horny slut that wants your sauce and was just so pissed off that the only contact she got from you was a gay ass poke when she was hoping youd ram that sleigh up her asshole, only reasonable explanation I can come up with to be honest man :y:

and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

MBO you one sicko dude!!!
make me laugh with that shit

Wow, she really did that haha i wouldnt of apolagixed and for that she wouldnt have he sleigh back, thats a bit harsh to do that if u only "poked" her,

Totally inappropriate and uncalled for and disrespectful /facepalm

---------- Post added at 08:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:51 PM ----------


****ing loved that show :y: Will Smith

Benji sounds like a ninja sword master

Women can't live with em, can't live without them

bitches will be bitches

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Just tell her the truth? The only reason she lied to her mum was because she didn't want to feel embarrassed in front of her mum telling the truth.