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How to Cheat on Tests

So you got a big test coming up, huh? You don't want to study? More interested in spending your free time playing COD or hanging out with friends? Well don't worry, with this guide I'll be teaching you different ways to cheat on tests. (Btw please don't post stupid comments such as: "All the effort gave cheating, you could just study"). Everyone knows this, some people just find cheating easier


Disclaimer: Loss of integrity or feelings of guilt are not my problem, cheat at your own risk.

[multipage=Warnings and Risks]

1. You'd benefit more from actually studying

2. Other students may snitch on you

3. You may be caught

4. If caught you WILL suffer the consequences



[multipage=Basic Ways]

These are some of the more basic common cheating methods that I see on a weekly basis.

1. Wear a jacket to school on the day of the test. Write down key information on your wrist and when the teacher isn't looking read it real quick.

2. If you have a smart person ( Or if you know the person next to you studied hard for the test) look at their test for a couple answers. But be aware sometimes teachers make different forms of the test to avoid this.

3. Do something that involves getting up. (e.g. sharpening your pencil, going to the bathroom, getting another pencil from your teacher) While you are standing up/walking around look at some of the answers people wrote down.

[multipage=Cell Phone]

1. Now this method I use a LOT. It's especially good for tests that require definitions or need some sort of memorization. I have an iPhone 4 so what I do is every time I have a vocab test I go and copy the list of words and email it to myself, than I go on my iPhone and open it. Now while your talking your test put your phone on your chair in between your legs. Every time the teachers not looking just spread you legs and look down real quick. Try not to look to conspicuous. (what I mean by that is don't keep looking at your teacher and then looking back down, this well get your teachers attention and you'll probably get busted) Other than that though this is my favorite method and I've never been caught doing it.

2. If your phone has a good camera a you can read words clearly, take a picture of your notes or an important page in a book for that test and do the same method as above. This is also a handy way to copy homework. For example say my friend and I both have the same teacher for English but he has English 2nd period and I have it 5th period. Just take a picture of his homework and write the answers down on your paper.

[multipage=Shoe]

The following is a method me and my friend made up in 9th grade and it works like a charm.

1. This is pretty sweet and simple. Just get a note card/piece of paper. Write down some information, then tape it to the sole of one of your shoes. Just slip your shoes on and off every time you want see your information. The only downside is it may be hard to see what you wrote.

[multipage=Bathroom]

1. This is also a pretty simple method (find out if your teacher lets you take bathroom breaks during tests before doing any of this though). Before class go hide a paper with information in the bathroom. Then during your test just ask to use the bathroom and go read your paper. DO NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON THE PAPER THOUGH. This rarely happens but if a teacher go's to the bathroom and some how finds your paper you don't want them to know it's yours.

[multipage=Scantrons]

100% credit to eHow.com for the scantron cheat method.

1. Use your #2 Pencil to draw pencil marks over the lines along the left side of your Scantron. The theory here is that the scanner will mess up by thinking it is marking one of the questions. This only works about 40% of the time.

2. If you will be purchasing and bringing your Scantron to class, Jot down your notes lightly on the back side of the sheet. If you use a mechanical pencil and a clean, new eraser, the marks will erase cleanly.

3. This isn't cheating, but Answer all "B" or "C" answers. Statistically speaking, most answers on multiple choice tests tend to be B or C rather than A or D on multiple-choice exams. If you choose these answers consistently you will score at least a 40-50% on your test.

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[multipage=Pens and Erasers]

1. For this method make sure you have a pen that you can open. Get a little piece of paper, write down some information roll it up, and place it INSIDE your pen. Now when the teachers not looking you can open your pen and look at your information.

2. This requires a little more work, but is very good method.





This method may seem a little weird but the chances of getting caught are pretty small.



Credit to the HouseholdHacker YouTube channel for those videos

[multipage=Table Desks]

1. Write something on your desk and just place your hands over it. When teacher isn't looking take a quick peek.

2. Sometimes when your taking your test, your teacher might have the answer key on his/her desk. Just walk up to your teacher and make up some question (such as, "I don't understand this problem") and while they're answering you look at the answer sheet.

[multipage=Advanced Methods]

1. Coke Method. Peel the label off a full coke bottle. Scan the label into an image-editing program like Adobe Photoshop. Delete the nutritional information and type in whatever text you need. Print out the label and stick it onto the bottle. Take the bottle into the test and place it so you can see the information. When you need, look, but don't stare, otherwise it will seem suspicious. Heres a video to help you out.



Credit to the HouseholdHacker YouTube channel for that video



2. This is also a pretty solid method that has a very small chance of being caught. Get some of your notes (make sure your name isn't on it) and put it in the garbage can before class stats. Later when you need to read your notes, go and act like your throwing something away.

[multipage=User Methods]

Do you have any methods? If so message me or post it and if I find it useful I'll post it here. :beer:

Vanitas Method
Get an analog wrist watch, open it, take the face and the clock hands out, replace with a circular paper that has notes, put watch back together, viola, wear it on test day.

Mocro Lmfao's Method
I've been cheating by placing my piece of paper with answers on the computer monitor of our teacher. She is a dumbass. She walked around few times and didn't notice anything.
I used it to remember formulas for sinus cosinus and tangens (darn maths).
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Broseidon's Method
the best method ever is write all your stuff down on a piece of paper and have it in your pencil case and just pretend to look for something, read the paper and then pull out an eraser and pretend to erase something... I did it all the time at my school as they let you have pencil cases when taking a test... worked every time

KingKj52's Method
WARNING: YOU NEED A GRAPHING CALCULATOR!

Perfect for math or any math-related [CHEMISTRY O:<] class that may need a calculator:

TI 83/84/Plus/Silver needed!

Press the PRGM [program] key.
Go right to new, then name it something inconspicuous [like PYTHAG].
Now, you should be ready to code! Press the PRGM key, and press the 8 key.
Pause will show up, with your cursor to the right. Press Second - Alpha [Alpha-Lock].
Type a ".
Type something you need.
End in a ". [Don't make it too long.]
Press Enter and do it again and again for whatever you may need!
To run it, press PRGM, choose "PYTHAG" [or whatever you named it] and press Enter.
prgmNAMEHERE will show up.
Press enter again.
For each Pause function, to get to the next function, simply press Enter.
If you want to display a lot at once without having to press Enter each time, replace the first few Pauses with Displays [Disp, under program menu, go right once, then press 3].
Wrap what is said in "'s, and be sure to end with a Pause.
Display [Disp] does the same as pause, but jumps right to the next line of code, and doesn't wait for you to press enter.
So to see everything, every couple of lines, use Pause.
If you are really in to this, you can use menus, DrawText, and much more!


Now, if you really want to be safe, use the cable used to charge your PS3 controllers to link up a TI84 to your computer, and put MirageOS on it.
Utilize the password function, and its ability to hide, archive [and run the archived programs] and lock programs.
When a program is archived, and accidental ram reset will not delete it! When locked, it can't be edited or tampered with, and when hidden, it does not show up under the normal program menu, OR under the memory menu's ability to delete programs. Available space[listed under the menu key] is also upped as if the hidden program is not there. MirageOS also allows you to disallow access to the memory key.
A smart programmer can implement a panic key, that, when pressed, hides what is being shown and displays a normal-looking screen, until the panic key is pressed again.

If you plan to use MirageOS, for a program to be run in it, edit it, 2nd, DEL [to insert], and press enter twice [at the top of the program] to enter two lines. On the top line, use the alpha key to place two [2] Colons [:], then immediately a small description of the program. Leave the next line blank.

DONE! Enjoy the easy grades.

Just4Hax's Method

A better math one is to write on a piece of paper, all of the theorems and etc... Slip the paper in the calculator cover. When you need to look at them just slide your calculator. A teacher will never catch this, except one math class where the kid got caught by leaving them showing as she walked by lol

*SaM707*'s Method

Here's what I used to do...On my English Vocab Tests, I write 20 Vocab words on the front and back on a VERY small paper(Where you usually write your header.)...Then do whatever you want to like cover it with your fist, put it on your lap, or wear a jacket and reach up to your face of an excuse and look at the sheet.

great post man, i cant be bothered with these rediculas mocks of mocks of mocks of mocks...

Why is it everytime I see one of your post it's a low quality post such as this one? Stop post boosting dude......

I use the phone one all the time!

IMO, the phone trick is the best, especially for a vocab test.

In college we take our tests on the computers, I sit in the corner where the teacher rarely walks around by, so while shes over there, I'm on Google googling my answers.

all i do is open my eyes and look at a dorks work

I always record my notes on my phone/iPod.


If I get stumped I just wait for it to get to the part of the recording where the answers lay.

lol the coke one is epic

wow the coke bottle one is awesome lol no one would ever know and its awesome lol