Post: Funny & Rude pickup lines
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12-22-2010, 02:04 PM
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Justin
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- Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
- Having sex is a lot like golf. I’m always happy when I get a hole in one.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
- Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.
- Suck me, beautiful!
- Nice legs, what time do they open?
- Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
- Let’s play army. You can blow the hell out of me!
- Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
- I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on the Titanic…
- Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I found these on the internet and added a few. What was your favourite one? and have you ever used any of these on someone?
Thank me if you just couldn't hold in your laugh
And if you want me to add more in, tell me one and i will
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12-22-2010, 02:06 PM
#2
gola
OVER 9000!
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Have u ever been in the situation where you like a girl and are speechless? Yer well turn back and don't use these. Enjoy!
I found these on the internet and added a few. What was your favourite one? and have you ever used any of these on someone?
- Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
- Having sex is a lot like golf. I’m always happy when I get a hole in one.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
- Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.
- Suck me, beautiful!
- Nice legs, what time do they open?
- Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
- Let’s play army. You can blow the hell out of me!
- Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
- I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on the Titanic…
- Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I found these on the internet and added a few. What was your favourite one? and have you ever used any of these on someone?
Are you from mcdonalds? cos im LOVIN IT!
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