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He once got to 15th prestige, Just by inserting the disk

He did a kick-flip once, without the use of a board

He found the lost city of gold, but found it was of little value to him

He once licked his elbow

Someone was once offered 100,000 dollars or the lint in his pocket, they took the lint

He once broke change for a penny

anything he says becomes fact, thus gravity is real

Thats all I know lets see what you motherfukers got

btw, THIS IS NOT A THREAD ABOUT FUKING CHUCK NORRIS, ITS ABOUT THE DOS EQUIS GUY

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it feels like.

Remember, he doesn't always drink beer. But when he does he prefers Dos Equis :carling:

Stay Thirsty My Friends

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

he actually has cancer, it was just on the news... sort of depressing, he was so interesting that they are recruiting people to one by one give each of his cancer cells to

not about chuck norris

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