Post: The Goose Story
12-28-2010, 10:51 PM #1
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Next fall, when you see Geese heading South for the Winter...flying along in V formation...you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way:

As each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following.

By flying in V formation the whole flock adds at least 71% greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own.

PEOPLE WHO SHARE A COMMON DIRECTION AND SENSE OF COMMUNITY CAN GET WHERE THEY ARE GOING MORE QUICKLY AND EASILY BECAUSE THEY ARE TRAVELLING ON THE THRUST OF ONE ANOTHER.

When a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone...and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird in front.

IF WE HAVE AS MUCH SENSE AS A GOOSE, WE WILL STAY IN FORMATION WITH THOSE WHO ARE HEADED THE SAME WAY WE ARE.

When the Head Goose gets tired, it rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point.

IT IS SENSIBLE TO TAKE TURNS DOING DEMANDING JOBS WITH PEOPLE OR WITH GEECE FLYING SOUTH.

Geese honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed.

WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN WE HONK FROM BEHIND?

Finally...and this is important...when a goose gets sick, or is wounded by gunshots, and falls out of formation, two other geese fall out with that goose and follow it down to lend help and protection. They stay with the fallen goose until it is able to fly, or until it dies; only then do they launch out on their own, or with another formation to catch up with their group.

IF WE HAVE THE SENSE OF A GOOSE, WE WILL STAND BY EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.

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12-29-2010, 01:48 AM #38
Saucy-_-
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Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
Ridiculous.... He Has No Point.... This was not his argument to begin with.... I was talking to matt... I'm sorry if it sounded like I was backseat modding.... I wasn't though...

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sorry if it came off to you that way... :(


I dont think that you sounded like you where backseat modding, but you where just saying you should treat others with respect. lol
12-29-2010, 01:49 AM #39
Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
Ridiculous.... He Has No Point.... This was not his argument to begin with.... I was talking to matt... I'm sorry if it sounded like I was backseat modding.... I wasn't though...

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sorry if it came off to you that way... :(


Why start an argument you cannot finish?
12-29-2010, 01:50 AM #40
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Originally posted by Samberg
Why start an argument you cannot finish?


I stated my point..... I did finish my argument
12-29-2010, 01:52 AM #41
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Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
Not Happy or Sad thank you for misuse of the rep button

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I stated my point..... I did finish my argument


Did i do something!
12-29-2010, 01:52 AM #42
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Your thread did the complete opposite of what the story intended. Goose stories bring out the worst in us.

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12-29-2010, 01:53 AM #43
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Also thanks for the Rep!
12-29-2010, 01:54 AM #44
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Originally posted by koolkarpet View Post
Goose stories bring out the worst in us.


LOL ....... And Saucy no you didn't do anything.... just wish certain people would return my rep back to the way it was
12-29-2010, 02:10 AM #45
Saucy-_-
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Originally posted by koolkarpet View Post
Goose stories bring out the worst in us.


I know right I'm scard to post more, a war might start. lol jk there good now!

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A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"

The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"
12-29-2010, 02:29 AM #46
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Loan officers are forbidden to accept these items, theres a mess of paper work and it would be handled by a CFO.

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