(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Il be trying all these ! lol , My PS3 laser just died on me

Im doing number 1 right now.

Hmmm Masturbate is not on the list that's always the first thing I do..... unfortunately.

Your not alone and why say unfortunately :carling:

Forget 1 tips :

Try to do something unachievable.

The pleasures listed require a minimum of 1 minute to be counted!!!