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03-16-2009, 12:25 PM
#12
BA-SHELLEY
NGU Oringnal
Some of them are hilarious.
That one made me laugh for 10 minutes.
Originally posted by another user
I ended up giving my dog a handjob
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
That one made me laugh for 10 minutes.
03-16-2009, 07:20 PM
#16
Antones
Blood of Innocence
I thought this one was LMFOA
Today, my mom came to wake me up because my alarm didn't go off. She brought my dog in to wake me up and he came and laid on bed. I started to rub what i thought was his neck and playing with a random tuft of fur. I soon realized that it was his penis. I gave my dog a handjob. FML
Today, my mom came to wake me up because my alarm didn't go off. She brought my dog in to wake me up and he came and laid on bed. I started to rub what i thought was his neck and playing with a random tuft of fur. I soon realized that it was his penis. I gave my dog a handjob. FML
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