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01-06-2011, 12:07 AM
#1
Spraze
Banned
Hello NGU these are some funny sex facts hope you like them.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Thanks
Atomik
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01-06-2011, 12:13 AM
#2
Kidd Cold
**** my Toaster !~!
Originally posted by Atomik
Hello NGU these are some funny sex facts hope you like them.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Thanks
Atomik
lol old but still interesting.. tho they proved that Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds is untrue.
do you every 7 seconds??
01-06-2011, 09:55 AM
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01-06-2011, 08:18 PM
#10
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Originally posted by Atomik
Hello NGU these are some funny sex facts hope you like them.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
And we think about sex every 7 seconds?!!
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
It's 40% in India!!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
Someone is not taking enough tabs!!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
I can personally verify this one!!
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
That's how those fat girls get their orgasams!!
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
That would explain my 1 o'clock shadow!!
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Only the ones in San Fransisco!!
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
Also reffered to as wallet life, you need to empty yours?!!
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
I thought it was called crabsaphobia!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Sure that's not called masturbataphobia?!!
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
If only women weren't empty headed!!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
I'll sign a contract at that co-ed gym!!
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
I wanna get some Beta fish now!!
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
Don't marry a women with big hands!!
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
Thus the phrase, tossing your salad!!
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Save up for both!!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
I'm only burning 30 calories?!!
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
If true, buy stock in Harlequin!!
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
Its more than that if ass kissing counts!!
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Ah, to be a King!!
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
We just can't keep focused!!
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
Wasn't she that 8 year old Chinese girl?!!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
They had 69 kids, or was that the kung pao special!!
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
I still have a thing for redheads since then!!
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
So why don't the other 75% like me!!
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Now that's the king of my jungle!!
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Yeh, but they don't have to pay for it!!
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Depends on which head they're cutting off!!
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
That might explain why there are so many turkeys around!!
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Add 394K to that, if wacking off counts(current NGU membership)!!
Snakes have two sex organs.
Only helps if you can stick one in the other!!
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
If she wasn't so ugly I could cum faster!!
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
So, Finns are turned on by ducks!!
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Further studies have proven that the wives were tampering with their Viagra!!
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
And we think about sex every 7 seconds?!!
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
It's 40% in India!!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
Someone is not taking enough tabs!!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
I can personally verify this one!!
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
That's how those fat girls get their orgasams!!
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
That would explain my 1 o'clock shadow!!
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Only the ones in San Fransisco!!
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
Also reffered to as wallet life, you need to empty yours?!!
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
I thought it was called crabsaphobia!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Sure that's not called masturbataphobia?!!
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
If only women weren't empty headed!!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
I'll sign a contract at that co-ed gym!!
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
I wanna get some Beta fish now!!
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
Don't marry a women with big hands!!
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
Thus the phrase, tossing your salad!!
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Save up for both!!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
I'm only burning 30 calories?!!
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
If true, buy stock in Harlequin!!
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
Its more than that if ass kissing counts!!
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Ah, to be a King!!
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
We just can't keep focused!!
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
Wasn't she that 8 year old Chinese girl?!!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
They had 69 kids, or was that the kung pao special!!
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
I still have a thing for redheads since then!!
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
So why don't the other 75% like me!!
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Now that's the king of my jungle!!
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Yeh, but they don't have to pay for it!!
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Depends on which head they're cutting off!!
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
That might explain why there are so many turkeys around!!
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Add 394K to that, if wacking off counts(current NGU membership)!!
Snakes have two sex organs.
Only helps if you can stick one in the other!!
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
If she wasn't so ugly I could cum faster!!
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
So, Finns are turned on by ducks!!
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Further studies have proven that the wives were tampering with their Viagra!!
Thanks
Atomik
Now there are my sex facts!!
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