(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I absolutely love Horatio.

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"Will Smith, we know you killed her"

"How?"

"Because you left..."

*Puts On Shades*

"Fresh Prints"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!





"We're not sure yet, but we think the victim was stabbed multiple times with a blunt pencil"

"Well then, looks like this case..."

*Dons shades*

"Could use a bit of sharpening"

YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!




"It looks like a prostitute was stabbed to death with a dildo, there are puncture wounds all over her body.:

"Well it seems the suspect was looking for love..."

*puts on shades*

"In all the wrong places"

YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




"Horatio, we found both Justin Beiber and Hannah Montana shot dead backstage."

"Well, baby, it looks like this murder..."

*Puts on Shades*

"is the best of both worlds."

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!





"Horatio, we found Osama Bin Laden's corpse earlier this morning."

"Well it looks like this Taliban"

*puts on shades*

"Is now a Talibeen."

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!





"we found semen in the victims ear"

"Well i guess you could say"

*puts on shades*

"She heard her killer coming"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!




''Arnold Schwarzenegger was found dead with a gun shot wound''

''Well looks like...''

puts on shades

''He got terminated''

YEAAAAAAAAAAHH!





"It seems the victim has jumped off the train."

"It appears..."

*Puts on shades*

"We're on the right track."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!





"It looks like the killer raped the victim's body, then threw her into this quarry and used a dump truck to bury her under a ton of gravel."

"I guess somebody..."

*Puts on shades*

"...got their rocks off."

YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!





"Sir, we found the victim beaten to death on the tennis court over here!"

"Well it looks as though someone...-"

*epic sunglasses put-onage maneuver*

"Just got served."

YEAH!!!!!!!





"Sir, this man was killed while playing World of Warcraft!"

"Well it looks like..."

*glasses*

"He lost his life."

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH





''There was semen found in the victims mouth''

''The truth is always..''

*puts on shades*

''...hard to swallow''

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!