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You go to you family reunion looking for a date

You've been married 3 times and still have the same In-Laws

None Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
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You think safe sex is a padded headboard

Your grand dad died and left his will to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's 14 (LOLOL)

You've ever had to scratch your sisters name off a bathroom stall that says "for a good time call..."

Your whole family is democrat. 'cept fer mary she lernt to read

9th grade was the best 4 years of your life.

The pumpkin on your porch has more teeth then your wife

I have never heard any of these before *cough*

I am. Lol

Everyone is a Bro now.
The humor is much more offensive!!

well im a redneck since im from the south and using a store bought pc

lol @ rednecks

you are? Owned XD

You might be a redneck if your house has wheels.