(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Some people really hate having to go "number 2" in public places. Who knows what has been done there previously...:derp:. Do you care where you excrete that burrito? Discuss.

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Does disney count ?

about to get hella lot more interesting...

so i saw your thread there and i gotta say, i share in the phobia of not wanting to take shits in public toilets so what i normally do is use the toilet paper to pad the toilet seat, haha yeah its weird but it stops me from getting piss and pubes stuck to my ass that youd see left on the toilet seat man, fugg that!

But anyway, as always stories have to be taken to a new level and this one goes back to last year in the last few weeks of school when i SERIOUSLY needed to take a shit. I was at the other end of the school from where the decent toilets without AIDS are but i literally HAD this hugeeeeee shit coming outta my ass there and then. I got to one of the more Ethiopian style toilets and closed the door in the cubicle and when i just looked at that toilet seat i couldnt even bring myself to sit on the thing if i had carpet padding it. So id always wanted to do whats known as an "upper decker" (you know what it is haha) and i ended up pulling the water reservoir lid off and dropping my favourtie lacy pantie hoes and sitting with my ass hanging over the water reservoir. Then i heard the bathroom door opening but it was only a buddy coming in and i told him what i was doing. But i was sitting there, ass in the water reservoir, pushing and PUSHING this fugging demon outta my ass man, i felt like i was gonna blow what little braincells i have left from the determination to get this shit out...and then it happened! The most glorious shit i had ever taken, all in the water reservoir. My buddy was still in the bathroom talking about something random but i decided to show him the feat. i had just pulled off and he will still say, until this day, he was mighty impressed .

He took out his phone, got a snapshot of this beast and when it came to a study group later that evening errybody started laughing when they were looking at their phones. So i was just wondering thafugg was happening here?....turned out he had sent a photo of MY SHIT to errybody and some of the girls sent it to the teacher supervising us...i was proud to say the least


Below i have included further instructions for all the bitches that wanna avoid sitting on shitty, pissy, pube-covered toilet seats in the future :black: :y:



P.S thats not my shit in the photo...mine was bigger than that :rolleyes:

We all have a asshole.

How did you manage to get and stay up on that lid without breaking the water reservoir? lol

I would never shit in a public bathroom.

I hate using public restrooms I have done in the past but that was only if I was about to shit myself other than that I'll just not shit until I get home. Funny stroy though in the even that a pubic restroom is not avalible sitting on a fence and taking a shit is a good option my friend did that outside a train station at 2 in the morning he wiped his arse with a sock after.

When ever im at work and i need a dump i take it in the disabled toilets :tongue:

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like your sig :420:
click on my profile and check the vid out m8

Its been proven that toilet seats are far from the worst things to come in contact with. There are ALOT of other stuff you touch everyday, that should concern you instead. :dunce: So just crap on.....