(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.


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Wow! That's sooooo bad haha.

OMG haha like worst joke ever (still laughed though :confused

This joke is so bad, it's funny!

Lol, what a horrible joke.

i didnt think it was hilarious i just thought it was a lil funny

They should have put their teeth in when they tried using their mouth!!

How does he get his viagra bottle open??

lmfao i wish i knew:420:

I did laugh it was a pretty good joke.