(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So today walking up the path to get to my car after school I was texting lasthope on my iPhone and some kid tried to jump me and take it. Well, some of you know, I used to do boxing and right now I'm 7 months in of learning BJJ, so I can defend myself.

Anyway, this faggot tried to choke me out kinda by coming behind me and trying to do a retarded version of a rear naked choke, so I just ducked forward and got out of it and hooked him in the mouth and then he straight up tackled me and gave me a nice black eye. It was basically just a brawl after that and I hooked him again but I must have broke his nose because it looked pretty ****ed up after the fight and it was bleeding all over his nice white shirt.
After probably 2 minutes a teacher came by, sent us straight back to school, and gave me and the kid detention in seperate rooms. I'm lucky I didn't get arrested because I'm 18, but damn. It was pretty fun.

So now I got to explain why theres a big scratch on the back of my iphone and why I have a black eye to everyone

If I'd say, I definitely came out the winner of that fight by giving him a nasty looking nose and a fat lip and only walking out with a black eye that hurts like a mofo.
Just thought I'd share because I know some people here like fighting.

A teacher broke up the fight so I couldn't. But I wouldn't do that anyway.

^Yeah I know some sound like they're fake seeing as how they don't get hurt at all or they totally 'Fu¢K the other person up'.