Post: Got in a fight
03-25-2009, 09:54 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So today walking up the path to get to my car after school I was texting lasthope on my iPhone and some kid tried to jump me and take it. Well, some of you know, I used to do boxing and right now I'm 7 months in of learning BJJ, so I can defend myself.

Anyway, this faggot tried to choke me out kinda by coming behind me and trying to do a retarded version of a rear naked choke, so I just ducked forward and got out of it and hooked him in the mouth and then he straight up tackled me and gave me a nice black eye. It was basically just a brawl after that and I hooked him again but I must have broke his nose because it looked pretty ****ed up after the fight and it was bleeding all over his nice white shirt.
After probably 2 minutes a teacher came by, sent us straight back to school, and gave me and the kid detention in seperate rooms. I'm lucky I didn't get arrested because I'm 18, but damn. It was pretty fun.

So now I got to explain why theres a big scratch on the back of my iphone and why I have a black eye to everyone Smile

If I'd say, I definitely came out the winner of that fight by giving him a nasty looking nose and a fat lip and only walking out with a black eye that hurts like a mofo.
Just thought I'd share because I know some people here like fighting.
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03-25-2009, 09:57 PM #2
what a freaking great story! That is classic i had to read it like 3 times. haha
03-25-2009, 09:57 PM #3
AgentJon
Former Staff
whats bjj?
03-25-2009, 09:57 PM #4
lol you wrecked that bitch. I love fights haha, there's a faggot in my spanish class i want to wreck, just stand up and flip him out of his desk one of these days.
03-25-2009, 09:58 PM #5
NP Carling26
Trolling is a art
Nice! I don't think anyone is gonna attempt to steal anymore of your stuff anytime soon! :p
03-25-2009, 09:58 PM #6
People don't really mess with me :/. Idk if there is some intimidation factor about me, but people never mess with me..
03-25-2009, 10:02 PM #7
The same thing happened to me except there was 16 black people and i came the loser. They beat the hell out of me and one pulled a gun and all of it happen because someone sent me a racist joke and the nosy basturt read it and and well u know the rest. rep me for my story. :-)
03-25-2009, 10:04 PM #8
Originally posted by steven816 View Post
The same thing happened to me except there was 16 black people and i came the loser. They beat the hell out of me and one pulled a gun and all of it happen because someone sent me a racist joke and the nosy basturt read and and well u know the rest. rep me for my story. :-)


lmfao at that i was laughing the whole time i was reading it. No on really messes with me because i kicked the biggest kid in my schools ass in 7th grade.
03-25-2009, 10:05 PM #9
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
Should of butted him in the nose and start kicking in his head so he couldn't remember how much he got the shit kicked out of him.

Well I have a little story too:

My friend was on the school bus and some lad who thinks hes hard was messing around with him however he took it too far so my mate squared off to him. The lad slapped him in the head hard and I was about to step in with my mate however it was our next stop so I never. The lad is in a year older than us. The thing that makes me laugh is that when I was walking back home I seen the lad and his mate crossed the rode and said 'Awesome faceid *** punch ***' and I was like 'No' obv not and he said he did and this really pisses me off so when I went home I told my brother and his mate about what happened (They are 16) and it turns out that my brothers mate was already after him. So looks like we are travelling to smash the cheeky prick in, on the weekend :/ I know where he lives so I will probably get his attention by bombing his windows with water blowns get a leg off him and I will run into my brothers gang and that will be that fool finished.
03-25-2009, 10:11 PM #10
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
good shit matt, i got a little story(not much happened tbh)

Okay me and a friend of mine had a little local tagging group and we were walking around looking for some good spots, there were these kids who kept talking shit and whatever so finnaly i walked in tot he ally and the kid followed he walked up and talked his shit and i hit him in the nose. his 3 friends came running over and my friend picked up a bottle. i hit another kid in the face and as the third kid was coming towards me my friend was about to use the bottle and then a guy who was watching yelled HEY! and we all ran. i gave the kid a fat lip and i gotta scratch on my forehead.

i told u its kinda boring.

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