See your dad walk in on you while youre masturbating, don't look away

Didn't find it all too funny honestly.

This made me lol

lmao, I like the eye contact one "See someone in a bathroom stall through the crack between the door, don't look away" .

omg thanks, now I can be intimidating

GAWH! How many times a day do you ask your parents for money to go to Chuck E Cheese's or McDonalds Play Place and they say no? For me it's about three times a day because I think I might run out of tears if I cry anymore. I put togteher a quick guide on how to get people (and your parents) to respect you through the use of intimidation.

Step 1: Grow a Beard
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Does anyone remeber epic beard guy? His beard demanded so much respect that he was forced to attack a negro on a bus, now thats intimidating.

Step 2: Quote the Bible Sporadically During a Conversation
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The more you quote jesus, the more people will think you are jesus.

Step 3: Read/Rent Moby Dick
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This book is NOT about whales. Its all about this guy intimidating people with his beard, hence the title Moby Dick.

Step 4: Don't Ever Break Eye Contact
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See someone in a bathroom stall through the crack between the door, don't look away. See your dad walk in on you while youre masturbating, don't look away. You get the idea

Now get out there and demand respect from strangers!

looooooooooool hahahahha