Funny yoga positions applied to complete drunks

01-18-2011, 07:09 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This goes to show that "drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga." This was a hilarious article that I read and thought I might as well share it with you guys.

1. Savasana
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Position of total relaxation.

2. Balasana
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Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

3. Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
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This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

4. Marjayasana
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Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

5. Halasana
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Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

6. Dolphin
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Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

7. Salambhasana
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Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

8. Ananda Balasana
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This position is great for massaging the hip area.

9. Malasana
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This position, for ankles and back muscles

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aZlan, Extrazior, fightinillini94, MBO, MrJC, NeedaLifeSoon, River J, sharpy, Sir, TheLastOutLaw, TheUberFail, xTrYiPiCz

01-18-2011, 12:54 PM #2

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Ive seen this before but not sure where

01-18-2011, 12:59 PM #3

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you could've just saved time and found the example pictures from MBO's collection in this thread You must login or register to view this content. instead of having to waste time googling to find them.

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01-18-2011, 03:32 PM #4

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Originally posted by MATT23116

you could've just saved time and found the example pictures from MBO's collection in this thread You must login or register to view this content. instead of having to waste time googling to find them.

These pictures were from articles that I read. I just manage to hang to some while looking through, but I'll keep this in mind for future purposes. :y:

01-18-2011, 04:44 PM #5

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Originally posted by tA.

These pictures were from articles that I read. I just manage to hang to some while looking through, but I'll keep this in mind for future purposes. :y:

LOL, I like the Balasana Happy

(No homo)

01-18-2011, 05:15 PM #6

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I like how all the positions' names end in _asana, then number six is ....dolphin :wtf::confused:

01-18-2011, 05:44 PM #7

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lmao. Time to suggest this to my girl next time we have sex Smile

01-18-2011, 08:17 PM #8

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Originally posted by TheManOfTheYear

lmao. Time to suggest this to my girl next time we have sex Smile

You can see that you only have to get her drunk enough to assume any position...

God knows half these guys could have made it into the Kama Sutra, with those contortions:evil:

01-18-2011, 09:09 PM #9

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Originally posted by MATT23116

you could've just saved time and found the example pictures from MBO's collection in this thread You must login or register to view this content. instead of having to waste time googling to find them.

User generated content, getting the community involved Cool Man (aka Tustin)

haha

01-18-2011, 10:37 PM #10

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hHahahahah funny wasted people are funny Happy