(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); In school, a teacher was teaching a class. There was a boy named Johnny, who wanted to leave. The teacher said if you answer these questions right, you get to leave.

The teacher first asked, "Who was the first black spokesman to get assassinated"?

Johnny knew this one so he raised his hand but the teacher picked on a little girl in the front row. She got to leave. Johnny was mad now...

Second question: "Who said The British are coming, the British are coming"? Johnny knew this one he threw his hand up. Again, the teacher picked on another girl.

Johnny was furious and said, "I wish these stupid bitches would just shut up"

The Teacher said "Who said that?"

Johnny said "Tiger Woods... Can i leave now"

ha lmao thats some funny stuff!!!

you wanna know why i comment and look for your posts?.....

because you find the best damn funny pictures hahah i envy you for that lol

I see what you did there.

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

'id you get that for your birthday?' asked Little Johnny.

'Nope,' replied Jimmy.

'Well, did you get it for Christmas then?'

Again Jimmy says, 'Nope.'

'You didn't steal it, did you?' asks Little Johnny.

'No,' said Jimmy. 'I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.

That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, 'What do you want now?'

'I wanna watch,' Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, 'Fine. Stand in the corner, but keep quiet.'

=D

I like the one where Little Johnny leaves the room.
When his Dad gets home the next day, he walks into little Johnny's room and finds him doing the nasty with his Grandmom.
Without missing a stroke, Little Johnny says, it's not so funny when it's your Mom.

Not my joke, it was posted a couple of weeks ago in one of the joke threads.
I'll find and give credit later..