(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so heres what is going on:

The dead have come back alive and started to eat people. You and 2other friends go to your garage and gather up weapons. You can choose any weapon you want and there are a few more ones that you can use:

(a). Whatever you want
(b). A dildo
(c). That "used" edition of Playboy Magazine


You and your friends have to choose which weapon you will use. Seeing you are the leader of the group you get to pick first.

What weapon will you pick and why?

personally the dildo, for my own pleasure..

The "used edition of Playboy Magazine" so I can show all the zombies the content and they will jizz acid over themselves.

the shovel to dig a hole then i would use the playboy then have my last wank then shoot myself in the head

Here is what i would do:

I'd grab the playboy and wank so i get an adrenaline rush. I'd then show the zombies the playboy magazine so they're light headed. I'd then grab the dildo and belt the shit out of them with it

I would use a Chain saw, and stick it up all their asses and then go deeper by the second, then i would tbag them all in 1 go!!!
wait ill do it now....

/tbag ALL zombies
Joelthecool tbagged ALL zombies.

Good ol' machete to slice those b/astards to pieces. Then I'd use the playboy magazine to have a wank.

Ok good idea, ill change that.