Post: The drunken typing of Chris Sears
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01-22-2011, 09:57 AM
#1
Manxlad619
Hiya
Well yesterday a certain Chris may have gotten a little drunk and then come in the shoutbox. He then proceeded to post blabberish to everyone which was quite funny
Well I'm sure you want to see what he wrote so here it is.
Part 1:
Part 1 translated:
3:08 PM : Schwalm
3:08 PM : :shh:
3:08 PM : Lolz I spell your name ( I wasn't really sure
)3:09 PM : I'm drunk
3:09 PM : Deal with it
3:09 PM : lulz
3:09 PM : I want
3:09 PM : My brother doesn't like me drunk
3:09 PM : So he started his shit
3:10 PM : and I started mine
He then seems to get a bit better:
Translated:
3:10 PM : ****ing prick thinks it's his house
3:10 PM : Nahhhh
3:10 PM : We always fight when I'm drunk
3:11 PM : Well add me on PS3
3:11 PM : I'm in xchat with a few people
3:11 PM : We are talking about shit
3:11 PM : :shh:
3:12 PM : Infact shh I'm chilling watching vbc3
3:12 PM : Lolz you lot never been drunk
3:12 PM : Nah
After getting better it gets a lot worse, most of it you can't understand
Attempted translation
3:13 PM : Someone got a ..... on may
3:13 PM : AIM
3:13 PM : Woah
3:13 PM : nah
3:13 PM : ..... To speak in AIM
3:13 PM : Poppers
3:13 PM : Stop spamming
3:13 PM : Lmao
3:14 PM : I can still double click ..... and delete
3:14 PM : Why travis ban me , please
How it ended:
Chris was then banned by Travis.
The moral of this story: Even mods can make spelling mistakes :carling:
Thanks to Gaia for the pictures and to Chris for getting drunk so I could make this thread
Also if I made any mistakes I did this on my iPod so there might be some
01-22-2011, 09:42 PM
#20
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Outsider4D
Depends. If you're too that certain point of ****ed up, even the best of us can type like a retard, regardless of drinking tolerance.
It depends...I mean, he was able to type in his name and password fine to log in..? but after that, he couldn't type a single word ahah. But yea, I know theres those times where your just completely smashed. I've drunk text people all the time, and I'm pretty sure they understand what I say..it's just that I don't remember.
01-22-2011, 09:52 PM
#24
NeedaPVHAXSoon
Guest
Originally posted by 20
It depends...I mean, he was able to type in his name and password fine to log in..? but after that, he couldn't type a single word ahah. But yea, I know theres those times where your just completely smashed. I've drunk text people all the time, and I'm pretty sure they understand what I say..it's just that I don't remember.
Not if his computer remembers his password :derp: i don't login my account as soon as i open chrome nextgen opens and i'm logged in
01-22-2011, 10:05 PM
#25
Originally posted by 20
It depends...I mean, he was able to type in his name and password fine to log in..? but after that, he couldn't type a single word ahah. But yea, I know theres those times where your just completely smashed. I've drunk text people all the time, and I'm pretty sure they understand what I say..it's just that I don't remember.
remember password, so i sign in automaticly, google chrome new tab and you get your top 6 visited websites, so 2 clicks and im on NGU.
Why would people question someone being drunk?
Originally posted by MATT23116
To me this just looks like a failed attempt to impress all the 13 year olds. Anyone can say that they're drunk and smash the keyboard. And why in the hell you would want to go on NGU while you're wasted is beyond me. The internet is the last place I go when I'm ****ed up.
Pub/Bar till it shuts at 1am, NightClub till about 3.30am, taxi to a party or home depending how ****ed i am.. Why would I pretend to be drunk? Im 19 not 9 lulz
01-22-2011, 10:07 PM
#26
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by chris2k7sears
remember password, so i sign in automaticly, google chrome new tab and you get your top 6 visited websites, so 2 clicks and im on NGU.
Why would people question someone being drunk?
Pub/Bar till it shuts at 1am, NightClub till about 3.30am, taxi to a party or home depending how ****ed i am.. Why would I pretend to be drunk? Im 19 not 9 lulz
Why would people question someone being drunk?
Pub/Bar till it shuts at 1am, NightClub till about 3.30am, taxi to a party or home depending how ****ed i am.. Why would I pretend to be drunk? Im 19 not 9 lulz
Makes sense. I'm honestly questioning it because this site has so many poser ass kids. Once, some kid was in the SB typing all like "ytarh hy 93q48" and shit saying he was drunk...then I was like BS, and a couple minutes later, he was like, ok no I'm not. Ehh, either way, a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts =D
01-22-2011, 10:46 PM
#27
Manxlad619
Hiya
01-23-2011, 01:16 AM
#28
Reaper
The Grim Reaper
Originally posted by Manxlad619
Well yesterday a certain Chris may have gotten a little drunk and then come in the shoutbox. He then proceeded to post blabberish to everyone which was quite funny
Well I'm sure you want to see what he wrote so here it is.
Part 1:
Part 1 translated:
3:08 PM : Schwalm
3:08 PM : :shh:
3:08 PM : Lolz I spell your name ( I wasn't really sure
)3:09 PM : I'm drunk
3:09 PM : Deal with it
3:09 PM : lulz
3:09 PM : I want
3:09 PM : My brother doesn't like me drunk
3:09 PM : So he started his shit
3:10 PM : and I started mine
He then seems to get a bit better:
Translated:
3:10 PM : ****ing prick thinks it's his house
3:10 PM : Nahhhh
3:10 PM : We always fight when I'm drunk
3:11 PM : Well add me on PS3
3:11 PM : I'm in xchat with a few people
3:11 PM : We are talking about shit
3:11 PM : :shh:
3:12 PM : Infact shh I'm chilling watching vbc3
3:12 PM : Lolz you lot never been drunk
3:12 PM : Nah
After getting better it gets a lot worse, most of it you can't understand
Attempted translation
3:13 PM : Someone got a ..... on may
3:13 PM : AIM
3:13 PM : Woah
3:13 PM : nah
3:13 PM : ..... To speak in AIM
3:13 PM : Poppers
3:13 PM : Stop spamming
3:13 PM : Lmao
3:14 PM : I can still double click ..... and delete
3:14 PM : Why travis ban me , please
How it ended:
Chris was then banned by Travis.
The moral of this story: Even mods can make spelling mistakes :carling:
Thanks to Gaia for the pictures and to Chris for getting drunk so I could make this thread
Also if I made any mistakes I did this on my iPod so there might be some
I was drunk last night also, I forget what I even said to you guys but I think Dylan and some others know, but for real at least mine did not end like chris. Quality Mods right here for proper service for you guys.
:y:
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