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02-01-2011, 03:53 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So a Guy is walking on the beach when he passes a girl with no arms and no legs. As he passes her she starts crying, so he turns around and asks her whats wrong. She replys with "Being in this state of having no arms and legs, ive never been hugged in my life" so he gives her a hug and walks away. As he walks away she starts crying again so he turns around and asks her whats wrong. She replys with "Being in this state of having no arms and legs, Ive never been kissed in my life", he he bends down and kisses her and turns and walks away, but as he walks away she starts crying AGAIN. He comes back and asks her whats wrong and she replys with "Being in this state of having no arms and legs, Ive never been ****ed in my life", so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and yells "NOW YOUR ****ED"

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02-01-2011, 03:57 AM #2

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Lmfao now your ****ed bitch =D

02-01-2011, 03:59 AM #3

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thats really mean so that murder -rep 4 u

02-01-2011, 04:00 AM #4

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hahah all i have to say is, :carling:

02-01-2011, 04:01 AM #5

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Originally posted by All

thats really mean so that murder -rep 4 u

thats totally uptight
-rep 4 u

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02-01-2011, 04:02 AM #6

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Originally posted by Jeff

thats totally uptight
-rep 4 u

Suck his -0!

02-01-2011, 04:03 AM #7

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Originally posted by Jeff

So a Guy is walking on the beach when he passes a girl with no arms and no legs. As he passes her she starts crying, so he turns around and asks her whats wrong. She replys with "Being in this state of having no arms and legs, ive never been hugged in my life" so he gives her a hug and walks away. As he walks away she starts crying again so he turns around and asks her whats wrong. She replys with "Being in this state of having no arms and legs, Ive never been kissed in my life", he he bends down and kisses her and turns and walks away, but as he walks away she starts crying AGAIN. He comes back and asks her whats wrong and she replys with "Being in this state of having no arms and legs, Ive never been ****ed in my life", so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and yells "NOW YOUR ****ED"

noice aha made me laugh Smile

:y: for NS Smile

02-01-2011, 04:04 AM #8

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Originally posted by All

thats really mean so that murder -rep 4 u

The funny thing is you can't negative rep Happy

02-01-2011, 04:06 AM #9

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Human stupidity exceeds to its best. :mudkip:

02-01-2011, 05:14 AM #10

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Originally posted by All

thats really mean so that murder -rep 4 u

Haha you just -repped someone who could rape your rep.