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I though some of you guys could use it for one of thosee times when you just dont feel like going to school.




Steps:

1. Begin in the bathroom the night before. Or even at around 4:00 PM at earliest.Only show light symtoms here. If you are planning on staying home the next day, tell your mom or dad that you don't feel well the night before. But beware because some sicknesses tend to go away overnight like a stomach ache so don't always decide to fake the night before or you will end up going to school. You can also make fake vomit (dog food, old spaghetti, milk, mashed banana,[be creative] etc) and then pour it on your floor (or on your bed if you want it to be more believable but you will have to sleep on the floor) and in the morning say that you dont remember it, fake a headache and stuff,and act apologetic to whoever has to clean it up. And if your parents offer you some painkillers or medicine,you shouldn't take it (unless they are watching you take it) but it still best to avoid taking it.

. If you've been ill before with a virus or bug repeat those symptoms; it will seem less like you are faking. If you've been to see someone who had a cold or something replicate those symptoms so it seems as though you caught it from them.
. Don't Do Something You Want To. Your act will be a whole lot more believable if you miss something you really want to do, whether its leaving half of your favorite meal or canceling going out with friends. Your parents will believe you more if you sacrifice something you like to do as well as the thing you don't like (school)
. Stomach problems. Only eat bits and pieces of dinner; when your parent(s) ask what's wrong, tell them that your stomach hurts. Make sure you hide snacks in your room so you can miss a meal so they think you are sick because you're "not feeling well." If you normally do your homework, get started on it, but put your head down periodically so that they see you're not feeling well and it's interfering with your work.
. Sore throat. This only works if your parents are not the over-worrying kind. If you have over-protective parents that go running to the emergency room over a minor strep throat, do not attempt. The day before you plan to fake a sore throat, say that you're feeling a bit scratchy in your throat, and clear your throat a lot. That night, at about 7:45pm/8:00pm, say that you feel tired, and that you have a headache.
. Cold/flu. Breathe only through your mouth, as if your nose is stuffed. Then make sure you say a lot of m's when you are near your parents. If you're not in the same room as they, and they ask you something, hold your nose slightly when you talk. Wear many layers of clothing. This makes it look as though you are freezing, since sick people feel cold easily. Sneeze loudly, then sniffle in front of your parents. Do this also when they're not in the same room but can overhear you from wherever they are. While they're not looking, rub your forehead, face, and eyes (if you have parents who check your face for temperature) then approach them, saying you don't feel so great. It'll make your face red and warm or take a blow dryer and heat your face and say your feeling warm.

2.Don't finish your homework. This works better if you have parents who care about your grades. By not finishing your homework, they'll have another excuse to keep you from school.


3.Go to bed early. Don't say anything. When you're around them, just walk out of the room and go to your bed. Don't brush your teeth--they'll probably wake you up to remind you. At that point, they'll probably wonder what's wrong, and you can tell them that you're not feeling well. Describe your "symptoms" and appear impatient, maybe even cranky, and eager to go to bed. Don't act to cranky as your parents will get angry and send you to school sick or not.


4.Prepare to have your temperature taken. If you do a good job, your parents will probably want to take your temperature, in which case you can say "I have to go to the bathroom." make sure you have a cup with you then turn on the sink and take some warm water and drink it and rinse it through your mouth, especially under your tongue. Also when you are in the bathroom be sure to flush the toilet before you turn on the sink, just so your parents don't get too suspicious! Note this only works if they check it under your tongue, obviously.

5.Wake up in the middle of the night. If you're pretending to have stomach issues, wake them up at about 1:00 A.M. and tell them you just threw up (having left some fake vomit in the toilet). Even force tears ( if you can) to make it seem real that your stomach hurts. For flu or sore throat symptoms, cough or clear your throat loudly enough to alarm them, and rub your face vigorously right before they come in.

6.Stay up till late at night. This gives you bags underneath your eyes, and you will have a legitimate reason to have a day off. Be aware you might be asleep for the day though. If you plan on being awake during the day here's what you should do: go to bed an hour later then you usually fall asleep at. This may make small bags underneath your eyes or make them slightly puffy. Get at least 4 hours of sleep, then wake up an hour before you usually do. Take yours or your mom's pink blush and put it on the tip of your finger. Next take a blue marker and lightly dab it onto the blush, mix it around, then put it under your eyes. Rub it in well, but still make it noticeable.If you can't seem to get bags under your eyes usually.. then make them. It's pretty easy all you need is a light lavender or blueish eyeshadow. The cheaper the better so it doens't look like makeup and smear under your eyes, then dripple water to make the color fade almost all the way this leaves a tint. And in the morning ask your parents.. do i look ok? And they'll think you havent slept a wink. It's very convincing.

7.Reinforce your feigned illness in the morning. Be especially reluctant to get out of bed. If they still want to make you go to school, get up, but sluggishly. Slowly dress, but not too slowly. Skip a button on your shirt, don't comb your hair properly, and don't tie your shoe laces properly (or even at all). Pick at your breakfast as if you have no appetite. If you're pretending to have a cough, go to the bathroom upon rising and rub your eyes with water a bit, just to give yourself slightly "sick eyes." If you didn't start faking symptoms the night before, it'll be much more difficult to convince your parents that you're sick. Here are some other last-minute strategies you can try:

* Wake up before your parents and quietly make fake vomit. Put it in the toilet and pretend to throw up. If this doesn't wake them up, go get them and tell them what just "happened".
* Say you have diarrhea. Be sure to spend some time in the bathroom, flush the toilet, and spray a good deal of air freshener to cover up the smell that isn't really there. Or, you can try your hand at making fake diarrhea.
* If you're a girl, you can tell your parents you have cramps or its that time of the month. Only works if you've started having your period. If you don't have it yet then if you try this step you will have to fake have it until you really do get it or your mom will be suspicious. Your dad probably won't want to even talk about it, and your mom will understand. Neither of them will be able to disprove it.
* Start crying. This will work more or less, as your parents might think that the issue is very serious, but could also believe you are faking.also putting water or eye drops in your eye dose the trick.


8.If you're faking flu, stretch your lips to make them look chapped and twist your nose to make it red or colorit with markers

9.Protest if they suggest you stay home. When your parents decide to let you stay home, don't just shrug and agree. Protest their decision (but only if you didn't have to convince them first). This reinforces the fact that you really are sick. Say, "But Mom, I'm going to have so much work to make up!" or "But I have a math test today!" Do not over do it. If your parents know you don't care about tests, say "But I have Band Practice, or Art Class" or something they know you enjoy. If you protest, be sure it is something you would really say. Don't randomly state that you want to do a test if they know you don't care. This can backfire, unless you're careful. You can also go to the bathroom and fake throw up


10.Show signs of improvement. If you do stay home, pretend to sleep a lot and gradually start "getting better". Some parents will use the forgetfulness trick, meaning that they will come back home 10 minutes after they leave, saying that they "forgot something," so its always good to stay in bed for at least 15 minutes. If you get too greedy and try to pull off another day, they might take you to the doctor, who will see that there's no illness to be found.

11.If it gets to that point, bailout. If you think your parents will take you to the doctor, try to phase out the sickness. If your parents are at home with you, then just pretend to sleep and be sure to act accordingly when they check in on you. If they are at work and call, then wait for the phone to ring three or three and a half times before you answer, and sound as tired as you can. When they ask how you're feeling, remove one or two of your symptoms, for example- "My stomach stopped hurting and my headache is a little better." This will make them rethink the doctor visit. If they come home early, be sure to look even better, and say that you feel much better and should be back to normal for school tomorrow! There is always the other option of sticking to your guns. It is entirely possible to fake out a doctor as they tend to suffer from confirmation bias. Suggest symptoms that are hard to detect such as diarrhea and they will look for the symptoms you suggest and few others. It is assumed that you are smart and can act for this to work and not recommended. Or you can tell your parents that the school nurse from yesterday told you to stay home as what you have is contagious.

* Under no circumstances should you accept the trip to the doctors.

12. Pretend you are dizzy/light headed. This only works if your parents are the kind that will take your blood pressure to check. When you wake up, do the following steps to make yourself dizzy: 1.Lie on the floor and begin doing crunches or some kind of exercise without breathing as long as possible. 2.When your parents come into the room, place a hand on your forehead and with the other hand hold on to something and state that you are not feeling well. 3.If your parents check your blood pressure, hold your breath for as long as possible while they do it (it is proven to lower your blood pressure if you do it right). This should work well enough to get you out of school but if not, do the following: 1. eat very little at breakfast and stuff snacks into your backpack. 2. In the middle of the day, go to the nurse's office at school and state you are dizzy. 3. Hold your breath while he/she takes your blood pressure. 4. Call your parents to come pick you up.

Warnings:

* Avoid being 'sick' too much, or your parents might catch on. Also avoid this because if you are attending Middle school or High school, They can actually hold you back or make you repeat the grade you are in and you don't want that.
* Don't take it too far, but if you look up a website for symptoms of sickness's or virus's you can show them and convince them you have this. ( If you take it too far you may convince them you have Mononucleosis (Mono) or a serious diagnosis and you will be take in for blood testing and other unwanted tests.)
* If you actually try to get sick, be careful. You could contract something that could actually be deadly or start to develop stomach problems if you do this too much.
* Do not tell anyone about you faking your sickness not even friends because they could go tell your parents or their parents will tell yours if they tell theirs.
* Know your parent. If your parents are both doctors, for example, they will obviously be a challenge to fool.
* Do not fake a urinary tract infection (pretending to have to pee constantly, and saying that it burns when you go). This is a serious condition and your parents will take you to the doctor, even if you say the symptoms subsided. There, you'll probably be given an antibiotic that will cost your parents money (in countries with a publicly funded health system the tax payer) and might make you actually feel nauseated. The antibiotics may also cause girls to contract yeast infections that are very uncomfortable.
* Do not, under any circumstances, take real medicine or make yourself throw up. There is no safe medicine. They all have side effects, and even over the counter medicine can harm you if you are not actually sick. Self-induced vomiting is also dangerous. It can lead to stomach, esophagus, and dental damage.
* Faking sick too often can lead to parents not trusting you. Then when you really need the day off, they won't believe you. Even if you fake once and get caught, you will lose your credibility, and your parents won't trust you anymore, even if you are sick (think of the little boy who cried wolf).
* Try to refrain from leaving your house, as someone you may know or the police could catch you and you could be in trouble.
* Should you decide to leave the house, do not, under any circumstances, go anywhere that is close to your school. An off-duty staff member could catch you.
* If your parents insist you stay on the couch or in their sight and say things like, "No, you can't go up to your room I'll just have to walk up and down stairs all day" you may get bored just watching TV. If (when you were actually sick) they did this, then chances are they will do it again.
* Viruses typically only last 24 hours or so. DO NOT fake a stomach virus for longer than this time period.
* Don't talk about what you're getting out of (test, P.E., etc.) or else your parents will suspect you're just getting out of it.
* If your parents try to give you medicine, don't take it! If it's a pill say you have a bottle of water in your bedroom and you don't want to open another bottle. then throw the pill away! If they are standing in front of you, quickly drop the pill in your shirt, hide it in your mouth until your parent leaves, or something else when they're not looking.
* Keep a journal/notebook of days you are sick, in case your parents might find a pattern because of a (quiz) test or something. But make sure you hide it in a good spot where your parents might not want to look! (Or try writing it in code)
* Always do your homework for the night. Even if you're sure that you'll be staying home tomorrow, you may forget or your plan may backfire, and you don't want to get in trouble at school. Also, this makes it look like you are not planning to get the day off, adding to the realism.
* Be prepared for groundings or other punishments if your parents do find out ie by you playing x box or wanking when you said you have a migraine or eating junk food when you're supposed to have a stomach virus.
* Don't order something like pizza or Chinese food, especially if you have neighbors that are friends with your parents. If they see that then they always think that it is their responsibility to report you, this almost always back fires!
* You can ask for cold medicine or headache tablets and then slip them into your pocket. It adds to the realism if you show you are actively trying to get better. Also if you fall asleep alot then wake up suddenly and say my head hurts really bad then that works too.

i just say i got a bad headache then get hot water and put some in your mouth and take your temp it should be at like 99 to 100

Lol well what happens when they take your temperature from your ear? That's how my thermometer works unfortunately.

Try persuading your parents that its a teacher training day, and if they say they'll call school tell them that there's no point because everyone will be at training.

They post their development days on the school calender, which my mom checks everyday :/

Vegetable soup in the sink, the edges of it, bit on the floor nd a drop on your chin . Works everytime

MY mum checks my forehead, so i get a cup of tea or just a rediator heat up my hands and put them on my forehead.


Mum=WTF

Me= WIN!

i just sayi feel sick and light headed and it always works

I couldn't read all that, its way too long. But I mean wouldn't it just be easier to not go?