Post: 50 things to do in a mcdonalds drive-thrru
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02-01-2011, 06:50 PM
#1
rishay87
Splicer
- 1. Say "Amen" after you say your order.
- 2. Order a large cheese pizza.
- 3. Terminate the order by saying, "Remember, we never had this conversation." and then drive off.
- 4. Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.
- 5. When you take your order say "surprise me!"
- 6. Answer their questions with questions.
- 7. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
- 8. Sing your order.
- 9. Spell out your order.
- 10. Talk about your social life.
- 11. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
- 12. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
- 13. Change your accent every three seconds.
- 14. After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"
- 15. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
- 16. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
- 17. Ask to rent a burger.
- 18. Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.
- 19. Order with the radio turned up at full blast.
- 20. Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.
- 21. Tell them to double-check to make sure your buger is, in fact, dead.
- 22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
- 23. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
- 24. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
- 25. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
- 26. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.
- 27. Order just one fry.
- 28. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
- 29. Order two different meals and then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
- 30. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
- 31. Take a picture of the person at the window.
- 32. Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be $7.95"
- 33. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
- 34. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
- 35. Start the conversation with "My order at McDonalds, Take 1, and ... action!"
- 36. Ask if the burger is organically grown.
- 37. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
- 38. State your order and say, "that's as far as this relationship is going to get".
- 39. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a burger." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.
- 40. Tell them to take the first bite.
- 41. Teach the order taker a secret code. Take your order using that code.
- 42. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
- 43. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
- 44. Bargain with the price.
- 45. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
- 46. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that burger.
- 47. Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.
- 48. Ask if the burger has had it's shots.
- 49. Don't say a word. Just stare.
- 50. Speak in a different language.
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02-01-2011, 08:47 PM
#15
Afrojack
Puffin da Erb
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzytYXzFK7c]YouTube - Extremley funny elmo orders taco bell[/ame]
I would love to be able to do the Elmo voice.
I would love to be able to do the Elmo voice.
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