(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so im pretty damn sick so heres what happened:
Me: "Mom im not feeling good I cant go to school"
Mom: "Too bad your going"
Me: :/
*Mom goes to take little sister to school*
I go and put my backpack and shoes under my bed then I crawl under my bed and wait for her to come back home, since she doesnt have work just yet.
*Mom comes home*
Mom: "Kaleb! Kaleb!......KALEB!"
Mom: "He better have went to school!"
*Looks in my room and sees me not there*
Mom: "What the? He left his phone?"
I WIG THE **** OUT, Literally thought I was going to get caught right here
*Mom goes down stairs and makes some coffee and dicks around and stuff*
I grab a shirt on my floor and start coughing into it cause I cant hold them in any longer. My moms computer, which is down stairs recently got a virus on it
*Mom goes upstairs to use my new computer in my room*
"How in the hell do you turn this thing on?"
I am using my 32 inch LCD tv as my monitor so she cant figure out how to turn it on, all you gotta do is look on the left side of it and press the power button el oh el
"What ever I dont have time for this"
"But why would kaleb leave his phone here?"
I start to wig the **** out again
*Mom opens my closet to check for me*
I start to wig out beyond BELIEF at this point, I thought I was going to have a heart attack
*Mom stands there for about 5 seconds facing towards my bed, well atleast her feet were pointed towards my bed, I couldnt tell where she was looking*
*Mom finally leaves my room*
*Mom leaves 15 minutes later*

So now I am sitting here typing this story and waiting for my crysis torrent to download. Entertain me with comments

Oh and I hope you guys enjoyed the story
I always enjoy reading thrilling shit like this.

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And post any stories you guys have

EDIT:
Here is my second story, some of you may not believe it but I posted it on request so here it is
Also this happened a long time ago, like 4 months ago or so.

Me and my friend Antione dont feel like going to school AT ALL, we stayed up all night listening to music(Chris Webby, Wiz Khalifa, Big Sean).

*Mom leaves for work*
Antione: Dog im hella hungry, lets go get some bacon and shit from my place
Me: Alright forsure bruh im pretty hungry too
*We leave and go to his house, grab some bacon, and sausage*
Alright so we get back and I start making some eggs, all is going well so far. I finish the eggs and put them on 2 plates, Antione then proceeds to making the sausage. Alright so hes in the middle of cooking sausage and some how he has some RECOCKULOUS hearing and hears a slight movement at the door
Antione: DUDE GO THE DOOR!
*I sprint over to the door and check through the door hole (idk what to call that thing? peep hole? idk watever)*
I see my mom standing there knocking on the door
I then sprint back
Me: GET RID OF THE SAUSAGE GO GO GO GO
Alright so he runs the pan under cold water real fast, then we sprint out the back way to the garage. There is a side door to the garage that leads into my back yard. I peak out there only to find my mom walking right in to my back yard. I tell Antione to get back and we hide behind that door to the backyard. My mom then walks into the garage and walks RIGHT PASSED US. She didnt look behind the door she just went through. After that she proceeds into the house.
Me and Antione then hop the fence to my backyard, I ate shit in the process because I was so....idk how to put this...I had like so much adrenaline it was like my body couldnt handle it, I felt so distorted, I couldnt feel any thing. This feeling is exactly how it feels to get in a fight, so some of you may know what im talking about. But any ways I feel nothing when I hit the ground and I run off. My friend Antione is black so hes hella fast (LOL no racism )

Okay so after all of that we go chill at his place till school ends and we go back home
I get home and my computer, ps3, and tv are all gone
I call my mom to ask her what was up

Me: Mom where is all my shit?
Mom: You left the oven on, I know you ditched school
Me: FUCCKKK
Mom: Yea your super ****ing grounded, tell Antione to go home and the house better be SPOTLESS by the time I get home
Me: Yes mom :/
*Hangs up phone*

So yea I got grounded for about 3 days LMFAO. I have pretty chill parents.
But thats the end of my second ditching story
I have no more stories sorry guys.

haha, i would never have the dick to do this, but i also like reading adrenaline pumping stuff like this too :carling:

Your small enough to crawl under your bed I commend you

LOL I always do shit like this, next time ill film it and put it on youtube
If you do shit like this, your life will be much funner

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Nah my bed has a pretty big gap between it and the floor

Usually when kids ditch school they do it with friends, but you do it so you can download and play video games, you must be a really cool kid

Or you could save yourself from worrying like that and just go to school. You know, get an education...

Literally said I am sick
And if you would like to see a picture of what a pussy mongrel I am then let me show you son

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Or you know, I could stay at home because I am sick and save others from getting sick. Just a thought.

Fair enough, my apologies. Quite often get kids going around here bragging about how they ditched school, annoy the hell out of me. I may have jumped the gun slightly in this instance.

i would have never done that thats so funny tell me wat happens when u mom comes home lol

Good story Im still LOLing!!!!!!