Post: How to speak 1337 (leet)
02-07-2011, 06:23 PM #1
USSR
Great Communist Nation
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How to speak 1337!






Don't ask why I made this thread, this is was happens when I have no homework on a monday....

Only read this thread if you are ub3r srs (uber serious) about becoming a 1337 pro...







Step 1 :

1337 is like all languages, it takes time to learn it. It may seem completely "WTF" at the start, but if you learn it for a few weeks you will be able to speak it fluently...
REMEMBER!!! Don't speak or write 1337 in real life, it looks stupid and it makes you look like a ***ktard...


Step 2 :


Use your head. Try to think of what the numbers look like, not what they mean. Such as "3" if turned around makes a capital "E", and "|=" looks like a "F". 1337 speak is more about using your mind to think of the meaning of the symbol/letter than learning the meanings off websites etc...

Step 3 :

Familiarize yourself with common phonetic replacements.... In addition to symbol-for-letter replacement, 1337 can include letters which substitute for other letters, sounds or words. For instance ; "r = are", "teh = the" and "s = z".

Step 4 :

cApItalizE at random. Random capitalization is arguably an integral part of 1337, and it makes you look even more 1337.

Step 5 :

Read over examples or ask a friend to talk in 1337 with you on MSN, facebook or NGU Happy 1337 speak does not come instantly, it takes time. The more you read, the more you learn!

Step 6 :

If you are struggling and can't be ***ked to learn 1337, you can use this : You must login or register to view this content.

Step 7 :

Read this example to see if you understand. (Note this is basic 1337, and advanced 1337 is MUCH more complicated than this begginer stuff)
7H1S 1S 4 73S7 70 S33 1F Y0U UND3RS74ND 1337 SP34K 47 4 B4S1C 13V31.



Good luck on learning how to speak 1337 and be cool like us 1337 speakerz!


1337 R UB3R C001!!!
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RaichuHD
02-07-2011, 06:25 PM #2
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If this is what you are like with just one day without homework......
02-07-2011, 06:30 PM #3
USSR
Great Communist Nation
Originally posted by Playa View Post
If this is what you are like with just one day without homework......


You should see me on weekends..

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Durk
02-07-2011, 06:59 PM #4
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WOah.


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02-07-2011, 07:36 PM #5
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TROLLN 1337
0MGz U 1z 4LL $m4rT
02-07-2011, 07:37 PM #6
thx PhoR T3H AW35Om3 TUtOr1al

Haha Jk.
02-07-2011, 08:10 PM #7
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Kush Friendly
This is ****ing stupid.

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