Post: Paradoxes
04-13-2009, 05:50 AM #1
elfmotat
Rᵤᵥ - ½gᵤᵥR ∝ Tᵤᵥ
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The Grandfather Paradox


Suppose a man traveled back in time and killed his biological grandfather before he met the time traveler's grandmother. As a result, one of the traveler's parents (and by extension, the traveler himself) would never have been conceived. This would imply that he could not have traveled back in time after all, which in turn implies the grandfather would still be alive, and the traveler would have been conceived, allowing him to travel back in time and kill his grandfather.


The Infinite Circle


The curvature of a circle's circumference decreases as the size of the circle increases. For example, the curvature of the earth's surface is so negligible that it appears flat. The limit of decrease in curvature is a straight line. An infinite circle is therefore a straight line.


Hotel Infinity


Suppose that, somewhere in New Jersey, there is a hotel with an infinite number of rooms. You arrive late one night and ask the front desk clerk if they have a vacancy. He replies that every room is occupied, however, he can arrange for you to get one. But how, you wonder, if there is no vacancy? The answer is simple: the clerk will simply ask the people in room 1 to move to room 2, those in room 2 to move to room 3, those in 3 to move to room 4, and so on. Since there is an infinite number of rooms, everyone will have a room to move into, and room 1 will be available for you.


The Thomson Lamp


Suppose you have a lamp with a simple on/off switch. Press the switch when it is off and the lamp will be turned on, press it again and it will be turned off. Now suppose you run the following experiment. You turn the lamp on at the start of a minute. Thirty seconds later, you turn it off. In another fifteen seconds, you turn it back on, then 7 1/2 seconds later back off again, and so on throughout the midpoints of whatever time remains. Now the question is this. At the end of the minute, will the lamp be on or off? Since the lamp has been turned on and off an infinite number of times, for every time it has been turned on, it has been turned off, and vice versa. At the end of the minute, therefore, it can be neither on nor off. But it must be one or the other.


The Paradox of the Spaceship


Suppose that a spaceship travels in a straight line for half a minute and then doubles its speed, then a quarter minute later doubles its speed again, and so on ad infinitum. Where will it be at the end of the minute? It must be infinitely far away. But does that make sense?


The Liar Paradox


This sentence is false.


The Unexpected Hanging


A judge tells a condemned prisoner that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day. Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will escape from the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that if the hanging were on Friday then it would not be a surprise, since he would know by Thursday night that he was to be hanged the following day, as it would be the only day left (in that week). Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday. He then reasons that the hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because that day would also not be a surprise. On Wednesday night he would know that, with two days left (one of which he already knows cannot be execution day), the hanging should be expected on the following day. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur at all. The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday — an utter surprise to him. Everything the judge said has come true.
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04-13-2009, 06:10 AM #2
Lol I love paradoxes my favorite one was the hanging.
04-13-2009, 07:19 AM #3
Dopey
NGU :/
The Thomson Lamp and the spaceship one confuse the hell outta me. mostly because they dont confuse me =[ but the rest are cool more more more!
04-13-2009, 09:06 AM #4
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
ahaha that grandfather one is the best Happy
04-13-2009, 09:08 AM #5
laTex
WutDaFish?
haha cool post elfmotat , love those paradoxes xD (team ParadoX ftw ^^)
04-13-2009, 09:43 AM #6
lmao this is some funny confusing shit
04-13-2009, 10:13 AM #7
X Lash
Samurai Poster
The Thompson Lamp and the Hotel One are the best ones because they aren't hard to understand, while the spaceship one would never reach the end of the minute,

Like if there was a diamond worth $100,000,000,000 and it 10 feet away from you, to get the diamond you had to move half of the distance to it, and you can only pick it up, when you are either on the diamond, or infront of the diamond. So, you move 5 feet closer, then 2.5, then 1.25 then 0.625 then half of that and did that an infinite number of times, you would never reach the diamond (you would be literally a hair away from the diamond)

Maybe add it in?
04-13-2009, 10:39 AM #8
magglass1
S3rv0r @dm1n
haha, nice post elfmotat. I have one guess as to what made you post this, lol.
04-13-2009, 11:41 AM #9
The hanging one is the best.
04-13-2009, 11:57 AM #10
SAMI23
Arsenal FC 4eva
Yeah the hanging one is great and so is the grandfather one. The ones like the lamp just confuse me. :p

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