Post: why did the chicken cross the road.
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02-12-2011, 12:19 AM
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The Dead Sea Scrolls: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
John Cleese: This Chicken is no more. It has ceased to function. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's a stiff. If it wasn't nailed to the road it'd be pushing up daisies. It's snuffed it. It's metabolic processes are now history. It's bleeding demised. It's rung down the curtain, shuffled off the mortal coil and joined the bleeding Choir Invisible. This is an Ex-Chicken. Ergo, it did not cross the road.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads
James Dean: To prove he wasn't chicken
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Sherlock Holmes: Do not concern yourself with the chicken that did cross the road; the answer lies with the chicken that did not cross the road.
Saddam Hussein: It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Karl Marx: It crossed twice. First time, it was a tragedy; second time, a farce.
Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Plato: For the greater good.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told!
O.J.Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.
Oprah Winfrey: To avoid mad-chicken disease.
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02-12-2011, 12:28 AM
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02-12-2011, 12:29 AM
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02-12-2011, 12:32 AM
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02-12-2011, 12:37 AM
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02-12-2011, 01:04 AM
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[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFwLchXKnAc&playnext=1&list=PL28D4C4E3F3E0D231]YouTube - Seth Comedy - Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?[/ame]
02-12-2011, 01:06 AM
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