(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright, so I recently started "dating" this girl, I did it because the only way she'd have sex with me is if we were dating. So I said what the hell and did it.

Well, it's been 3 days and 2 orgasms later..

She just texted me and said "Hey" And her signature was "Derek's girl"

What's the problem? My name isn't derek. Lmfao.

Atleast it wasn't hard telling her I only dated her for sex.

lol that made me laugh.

I must have missed that one.
Please link or quickley create.
Sounds like a good one.
Did he tap her on the shoulder??