Post: good game me.
02-18-2011, 02:03 AM #1
Hurldoh
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright, so I recently started "dating" this girl, I did it because the only way she'd have sex with me is if we were dating. So I said what the hell and did it.

Well, it's been 3 days and 2 orgasms later..

She just texted me and said "Hey" And her signature was "Derek's girl"

What's the problem? My name isn't derek. Lmfao.

Atleast it wasn't hard telling her I only dated her for sex. :P
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02-18-2011, 02:20 AM #2
Winning
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Maybe she's a prostitute, and her pimps name is Derek. Very plausible.

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02-18-2011, 02:31 AM #3
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so whats the problem here????
02-18-2011, 03:23 AM #4
mastersdinner
I master at dinner
Id date a bitch for teh sex Dancing
02-18-2011, 03:34 AM #5
You just got used. :p

Protip: don't discuss your sex life on a gaming forum :y:
02-18-2011, 03:38 AM #6
Cudder
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Out of all the sex threads this week id say this comes in a close second behind 'I caught my step sister masturbating'
02-18-2011, 03:43 AM #7
Tree
Clearly Outplayed
What's new here..?
02-18-2011, 04:04 AM #8
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same shit ....again
02-18-2011, 07:34 AM #9
sharpy
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Originally posted by Cudder View Post
Out of all the sex threads this week id say this comes in a close second behind 'I caught my step sister masturbating'


These kind of threads make me cry so hard lulz :p
02-18-2011, 07:35 AM #10
Jake9
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Originally posted by Hurlie View Post
Alright, so I recently started "dating" this girl, I did it because the only way she'd have sex with me is if we were dating. So I said what the hell and did it.

Well, it's been 3 days and 2 orgasms later..

She just texted me and said "Hey" And her signature was "Derek's girl"

What's the problem? My name isn't derek. Lmfao.

Atleast it wasn't hard telling her I only dated her for sex. :P

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