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i did a blow job to michael jackson because i have perfect abs!

lmao

(look at the attached picture. not sure how to make it show in thread if a mod could edit my thread and do it that would be great!)

I killed a porn star because my friend told me to do it.

I took a crap on a dog because im sexy

I smoked weed with a piece of shit because i have perfect abs

I raped Jigglypuff because I love chess