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You dont wanna know. :carling:

=D Nice.

(MESSAGE TO SHORT)

I'd find a shop that sells Klondike bars

Isn't it obvious?

i would troll people (says while he eats a klondike bar) :carling:

i would rape the ice cream man as he drove down my street steal them all and then use them to lure small children into my van:pedo:

Klondike Bar = Choc Ice For Us UK Lot =D What Would I Do

Well first I find Lindsey Lohan. I tell her I'm a friend of her mom's, and I'm supposed to pick her up from court. She gets in my car, I lock the doors. We drive to my abandoned shoe-house in Saudi Arabia. Then, I put a black sack over her head and tell her to come with me. I lead her to the basement of my shoe-house, and tell her to take her clothes off. She does it. I then tell her to suck my penis while squealing like a Pikachu. She does it. Next, I assign her a mission to assassinate Justin Bieber, she accepts the request. She visits Justin's pink mansion with only one thing in mind, "I must kill him, for Wazoo." She knocks on his door. Luckily, he answers. Now this is where the fun begins.
She tells him that she's a really big fan and that she's willing to go all the way with him. He lets her in, just as she suspected. While he is taking off his clothes, she strikes. She takes his Powerpuff Girls panties and wraps it around his neck. He dies. Lindsey then reports back to me, and tells me that the mission is complete. We make love one more time. She makes me a sandwich, and gets me 15th prestige on Black Ops. After I'm done with her, I kill her.
Finally, I go to 7/11 and buy my self a Klondike bar. Now that's how I get one bitches.

I'd kill a polar bear with my bear hands!