Well first I find Lindsey Lohan. I tell her I'm a friend of her mom's, and I'm supposed to pick her up from court. She gets in my car, I lock the doors. We drive to my abandoned shoe-house in Saudi Arabia. Then, I put a black sack over her head and tell her to come with me. I lead her to the basement of my shoe-house, and tell her to take her clothes off. She does it. I then tell her to suck my penis while squealing like a Pikachu. She does it. Next, I assign her a mission to assassinate Justin Bieber, she accepts the request. She visits Justin's pink mansion with only one thing in mind, "I must kill him, for Wazoo." She knocks on his door. Luckily, he answers. Now this is where the fun begins.
She tells him that she's a really big fan and that she's willing to go all the way with him. He lets her in, just as she suspected. While he is taking off his clothes, she strikes. She takes his Powerpuff Girls panties and wraps it around his neck. He dies. Lindsey then reports back to me, and tells me that the mission is complete. We make love one more time. She makes me a sandwich, and gets me 15th prestige on Black Ops. After I'm done with her, I kill her.
Finally, I go to 7/11 and buy my self a Klondike bar. Now that's how I get one bitches.

...and then you get STD's :carling:

...and then you get STD's :carling:

I'd goto the store, and buy a Klondike Bar.

I will go to the store for you my love. :carling: