Post: M.u.f.f.
02-22-2011, 07:26 PM #1
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What is a M.U.F.F?
-In this case, M.U.F.F. stands for 'Mandatory Unattractive/Ugly Fat Friend'[/U]. All girls have a MUFF Winky Winky [no pun intended] I noticed this in a lot when I go out. There's a group of 2 or 3 girls, and one of them don't seem to fit in with the group. I examined why they use a MUFF, and those sneaky bitches are so strategic. Having a muff simply makes the other girl(s) look much more attractive. This is a genius idea, and believe me, it works.

The General Rule:
-Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.

Can you spot the MUFF's?

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02-22-2011, 09:12 PM #11
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At least I can fight
Lol @ the "grenade" reference from Jersey Shore.
02-22-2011, 11:28 PM #12
Sir
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Guys do this too, probably not as often though.
02-22-2011, 11:33 PM #13
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Originally posted by .KnoX View Post
grenades!

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I think you mean Grenade Launchers....
02-22-2011, 11:35 PM #14
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Kill all cock blockers
02-22-2011, 11:35 PM #15
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Originally posted by DEREKTROTTER View Post
the MUFF in the 1st pic doesnt look too bad


You're my Muff bro.
02-22-2011, 11:36 PM #16
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by 20 View Post
M.U.F.F.
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What is a M.U.F.F?
-In this case, M.U.F.F. stands for 'Mandatory Unattractive/Ugly Fat Friend'[/U]. All girls have a MUFF Winky Winky [no pun intended] I noticed this in a lot when I go out. There's a group of 2 or 3 girls, and one of them don't seem to fit in with the group. I examined why they use a MUFF, and those sneaky bitches are so strategic. Having a muff simply makes the other girl(s) look much more attractive. This is a genius idea, and believe me, it works.

The General Rule:
-Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.

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tip: find wing man, guy that is semi-goodlooking that is always willing to take one for the team, uses the phrase "pussy's pussy". they will do whatever you want for you, just always remember, go over certain situation with you because even if you got game, your wingman may be too fast paced and when finding out the fatty doesn't wanna put out(even though she's just saying that) tell him to play it cool and say he just wants to be friends and shit..(i had a friend do this to me back in the day.... the girl i had was sooo fine! and then they left us :()
02-22-2011, 11:41 PM #17
I've noticed this in London too, although I never realised the deviant birds did it for a reason :O
02-22-2011, 11:46 PM #18
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Originally posted by helpmeoprah View Post
tip: find wing man, guy that is semi-goodlooking that is always willing to take one for the team, uses the phrase "pussy's pussy". they will do whatever you want for you, just always remember, go over certain situation with you because even if you got game, your wingman may be too fast paced and when finding out the fatty doesn't wanna put out(even though she's just saying that) tell him to play it cool and say he just wants to be friends and shit..(i had a friend do this to me back in the day.... the girl i had was sooo fine! and then they left us :()


Yup, a grenade catcher is the best type of wingman... :y:
02-23-2011, 12:01 AM #19
this is at my school, some are like "those little hand things that explode when you throw them on the ground"... not fat fat girls but fatter girls that are hot

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